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[–] prostatitis@lemmy.world 5 points 52 minutes ago

FHP also did not address how it might respond to public concerns that the deputy may have received special treatment.

mhm

[–] Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world 15 points 1 hour ago (2 children)

The Florida Highway Patrol caught Brevard County Deputy of the Year Michael Fultz riding his motorcycle 111 mph while off duty in February but did not arrest him under Florida’s ‘Super Speeder’ law, News 6 has learned.

Instead, the FHP trooper issued Fultz a civil traffic citation for exceeding the posted speed limit by 9 mph, records show.

“I’m not going to take you to jail, Fultz,” Trooper Joshua Provencher told the deputy, according to a video recording of the traffic stop obtained by News 6. “Obviously you and I are buddies. I’m not trying to show favoritism, either.”

[–] charade_you_are@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 hour ago

Well, to be fair, as long as he said he's not showing favoritism, that means he's not showing favoritism. I see nothing wrong here and I'm glad these stand up guys don't get in trouble.

Oh well if there's no favoritism. So you or I could do that and he obviously would do the same thing. Or someone who was a different color or religion. No favoritism.

[–] ImInLoveWithLife@lemmy.world 9 points 1 hour ago

Isn't this the same piece of shit that shoved his service weapon down someone's throat during sex, used Flock to stalk his ex, casually used racial slurs in texts, and threw the Nazi salute in photos? Don't worry, I already know it is, but it's probably just your average Tuesday for most county deputies in Florida.

[–] partial_accumen@lemmy.world 14 points 1 hour ago

Besides speeding, records indicate Fultz did not have an endorsement on his driver license that is required to operate a motorcycle.

What's the phrase? "Never commit two crimes at the same time". I guess we need to add "...unless you're a cop, and then its all cool, bro".

[–] ThePowerOfGeek@lemmy.world 9 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

He looks like a husky version of Dangle from Reno 911.

[–] BadNewsNobody@lemmy.world 6 points 1 hour ago

New boot goofin'

[–] Funkt4st1c@lemmy.world 3 points 1 hour ago

Isnt this the guy that also stalked his ex with Flock, put his service gun in her mouth, etc etc?

[–] Alcoholicorn@mander.xyz -4 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Hot take: every motorcyclist who is driving fast in a responsible way should be shown this leniency, not just pigs, as motorcycles are not cars and the risk is born by the rider instead of the public.

[–] ImInLoveWithLife@lemmy.world 3 points 50 minutes ago (1 children)

I ride my motorcycle everyday and ride strictly to the letter of traffic law. The safest way to ride is to be predictable. With that said, I am not wholly in disagreement with you, in that obviously risk levels for others are less than a rider in any circumstance on the road, even ones where it is the motorcyclist travelling with excess speed. That does not mean that consequences for an accident due to the unpredictablity of someone speeding are not shared with society. The trauma of witnessing a lethal accident and traffic delays due to cleanup have different severities but each can have lasting impacts on people. Riding and travelling on roadways in general already are filled with hazards and risks. Anecdotally, it seems as technology in cars meant to keep people safer makes gains in the industry, what it actually accomplishes is that it allows people to be less involved in driving, or even just complacent to not pay as much attention. This is not the rider's fault, but adding the element of excess speed is a recipe for disaster. Ride and drive predictably. I rarely see accidents that are ambiguous. An all too common thread between accidents is excess speed.

[–] Alcoholicorn@mander.xyz 1 points 30 minutes ago

An all too common thread between accidents is excess speed.

The influence of road conditions and traffic on what is and isn't a safe speed is way greater on a bike than a car, so even in optimal conditions, where the speed limit was determined for motorcycles, it would have to be understood as a guide of "This is what an average bike could ride with minimal traffic and sunny road conditions, if there's traffic or poor conditions, you should go slower".

consequences for an accident due to the unpredictablity of someone speeding are not shared with society.

True, there aren't zero consequences born by society, but it is far, far less than if you were speeding in a 2 ton steel box designed to protect you at the expense of anyone else, and that should be reflected in the consequences. Same reason I think it's insane that a bicycle DUI in Japan can get you the same consequences as a car DUI, though in practice, cops understand the law is insane and only apply it to foreigners.