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[–] Fleur_@aussie.zone 3 points 2 hours ago

I really didn't think the Lemmy consensus would be "speeding is okay actually especially on a motorcycle"

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 1 points 6 hours ago

if thier "vehicle" moves and the speed of the sound, would it mega speeder law.

[–] Initech_vs_Initrode@lemmy.zip 49 points 1 day ago (1 children)

“But there’s a fairly decent amount of traffic. He was not weaving. He wasn’t doing anything like that. He was in a straight line in the left lane.”

I don't care at all about a motorcycle riding at those speeds under those conditions.

ACAB because of cop favoritism, and fuck this scumbag in particular, though.

[–] impairedimperator@lemmy.zip 0 points 6 hours ago

I'd even say motorcycle is optional. If you're going in a straight line, not changing lanes at all, in the left lane, on a highway or other controlled entry/exit road...you can be going mach fuck for all I care. You are not the problem.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 62 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Somehow read this that he avoided arrest because of the “Super Speeder” law. Like if you speed fast enough, it’s so impressive, they let you out of the ticket. Didn’t realize this was NOTtheonion. Made for an interesting interpretation on my first read.

[–] ecvanalog@lemmy.world 1 points 11 minutes ago

That’s exactly how my brain read the headline.

[–] MangoCats@feddit.it 1 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

So once upon a time, a long long time ago (well past all applicable statutes of limitation) I noticed a pattern when people would get pulled over for speeding. If they were speeding a little, it was a speed trap and the cop was there to write tickets, it would take a whole lot of charm and luck to get let off in that situation.

If they were speeding a lot, like a whole lot, they'd get pulled over by officers who were more interested in where they were going in such a hurry rather than handing out tickets. Having established that the driver isn't fleeing the scene of a crime or something like that, they'd generally be let off with a warning - often just a verbal warning, but even sometimes a written warning on the official forms.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 5 points 15 hours ago (2 children)

Is that really why they ask where you’re going? Like coincidentally they think they are also going to solve some massive crime? Like “I’m in a rush to get to my drug deal! Oops.”

[–] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 2 points 7 hours ago

I've had luck with "I really really need to go to the bathroom!"

[–] MangoCats@feddit.it 1 points 12 hours ago

Well, I think the first clue is when they put their lights on and tell you to pull over, if you don't then they have reason to call in the cavalry and "maintain order and justice in the land" by forcing you to stop, comply, lie face down while they cuff you first and ask questions later.

If you play nice (darn) then they ask the questions politely first and look for "tells" - you know: blood dripping from the trunk, piles of loose cash in the floorboards, a dark complexion (driving while black) - all the "usual suspects'" signs - probable cause. A remarkable percentage of actual criminals are not stone cold liars who are able to cooly answer the questions and act like nothing unusual is going on.

[–] ImInLoveWithLife@lemmy.world 116 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Isn't this the same piece of shit that shoved his service weapon down someone's throat during sex, used Flock to stalk his ex, casually used racial slurs in texts, and threw the Nazi salute in photos? Don't worry, I already know it is, but it's probably just your average Tuesday for most county deputies in Florida.

[–] moondoggie@lemmy.world 15 points 22 hours ago

Oh, you mean the guy with the “unrelated administrative investigation”

[–] Witchfire@lemmy.world 66 points 1 day ago

Isn't this the same piece of shit that shoved his service weapon down someone's throat during sex, used Flock to stalk his ex, casually used racial slurs in texts, and threw the Nazi salute in photos

You're gonna have to be more specific /s

[–] ColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.de 9 points 1 day ago

I believe it is.

[–] partial_accumen@lemmy.world 108 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Besides speeding, records indicate Fultz did not have an endorsement on his driver license that is required to operate a motorcycle.

What's the phrase? "Never commit two crimes at the same time". I guess we need to add "...unless you're a cop, and then its all cool, bro".

[–] EvacuateSoul@lemmy.world 10 points 22 hours ago

I got a motorcycle permit 18 years ago, but never did the (1) driving test where you have a friend bring a car and a trooper rides with them and follows you around or (2) a motorcycle safety course. At some point they removed option 1.

It showed as an AM license (CDL also) with a restriction of licensed MC operator over 21 in sight. For the one year I actually rode a motorcycle, I hoped I could talk my way out of it. "Ah shoot where did Uncle Joe go? He didn't see you stop me?"

My last license renewal, the worker and I were friendly, and she was impressed how fast I did the hazmat test without missing any. She asked about the permit and I told her I've just never gotten around to it, but for some reason have paid $6 extra per renewal to keep it on there.

Without saying anything, she must have removed the restriction. So I now have a motorcycle license.

[–] huppakee@lemmy.world 24 points 1 day ago

It's not a crime if you're above the law /s

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 day ago

Then you commit multiple crimes all day long.

[–] Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world 61 points 1 day ago (2 children)

The Florida Highway Patrol caught Brevard County Deputy of the Year Michael Fultz riding his motorcycle 111 mph while off duty in February but did not arrest him under Florida’s ‘Super Speeder’ law, News 6 has learned.

Instead, the FHP trooper issued Fultz a civil traffic citation for exceeding the posted speed limit by 9 mph, records show.

“I’m not going to take you to jail, Fultz,” Trooper Joshua Provencher told the deputy, according to a video recording of the traffic stop obtained by News 6. “Obviously you and I are buddies. I’m not trying to show favoritism, either.”

Well, to be fair, as long as he said he's not showing favoritism, that means he's not showing favoritism. I see nothing wrong here and I'm glad these stand up guys don't get in trouble.

Oh well if there's no favoritism. So you or I could do that and he obviously would do the same thing. Or someone who was a different color or religion. No favoritism.

[–] prostatitis@lemmy.world 27 points 1 day ago (1 children)

FHP also did not address how it might respond to public concerns that the deputy may have received special treatment.

mhm

[–] village604@adultswim.fan 2 points 16 hours ago

That's how they're going to respond. By not addressing it.

[–] Funkt4st1c@lemmy.world 18 points 1 day ago

Isnt this the guy that also stalked his ex with Flock, put his service gun in her mouth, etc etc?

[–] ThePowerOfGeek@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

He looks like a husky version of Dangle from Reno 911.

[–] BadNewsNobody@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago

New boot goofin'

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