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[–] JoYo@lemmy.ml 12 points 18 hours ago

You forgot to add all the malicious actors trying to take the project from you so they can attack the supply chain. Godspeed, anyone maintaining a popular VScode or chrome extension. You're the real troops.

[–] Sibbo@sopuli.xyz 140 points 1 day ago (1 children)

FuzzerSlop.ai found a critical security vulnerability in Tests.cpp

Loving it

[–] HeHoXa@lemmy.zip 6 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

If it had been a legitimate security finding and got his ass kicked anyway, it would have been the perfect level of self deprecating humor worthy of Leslie Nelson himself

[–] Dultas@lemmy.world 3 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Wasn't that what the Claud overflow bug was?

[–] HeHoXa@lemmy.zip 2 points 5 hours ago

You're absolutely right!

[–] floquant@lemmy.dbzer0.com 75 points 1 day ago

I miss /r/highqualitygifs a little bit

[–] exu@feditown.com 107 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Clip is from Airplane!, great comedy movie

[–] e_chao@lemmy.world 8 points 19 hours ago

I always upvote Airplane!

[–] Staff@piefed.world 33 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Did you know that the actors in this comedy were not comedians.

[–] red_bull_of_juarez@lemmy.dbzer0.com 80 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Leslie Nielsen said that that was the secret to great comedy. Serious actors delivering ridiculous nonsense in a serious manner. And don't call me Shirley.

Leslie Nielsen is an absolute legend as well.

[–] Pringles@sopuli.xyz 14 points 1 day ago

What’s your vector, Victor?

[–] JoYo@lemmy.ml 5 points 18 hours ago

Being a proprietary source maintainer in 2026:

  • Add a dashboard for each new feature.
[–] A_norny_mousse@piefed.zip 24 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Looks exhausting. I'd go with Deadpool instead:

avoiding attack

edit: what a perfectly paced GIF. It's got rhythm.

[–] nek0d3r@midwest.social 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Jarvis, open GitHub and cancel an open source maintainer

[–] HappyFrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] nek0d3r@midwest.social 7 points 14 hours ago

Referring to some of the instances where AI tried to attack maintainers that rejected a review

[–] mildseason@sopuli.xyz 7 points 1 day ago

Exquisite! Thanks for sharing!