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I was thinking crunchwrap, but wife said no. Male cat

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[–] Skyline969@piefed.ca 2 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Don’t leave us hanging OP! What did you name the little guy?

[–] zane@infosec.pub 2 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)

We've settled on Mongolian Beef. Mongo for short. Fits his personality. He's a goddamned terror.

[–] psion1369@lemmy.world 1 points 17 hours ago

Mr Mistoffelees

[–] UpperBroccoli@feddit.org 1 points 17 hours ago

Achilles, because he looks like he is wearing one of those ancient Greek helmets.

[–] biggeoff@sh.itjust.works 3 points 23 hours ago
[–] stepan@lemmy.ca 2 points 23 hours ago
[–] Curious_Canid@piefed.ca 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Caspian. I had a cat named Caspian a long while back. He was solid black, but yours has an expression that reminds me of him. He was amazing.

[–] elephantium@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

A princely name

[–] wieson@feddit.org 3 points 1 day ago

Odoaker or Geiserich
Bring back names of the kings that brought down the empty husk of the Roman Empire.

[–] girlnamedzero@piefed.zeromedia.vip 92 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Have you considered crunchwrap supreme?

[–] zane@infosec.pub 37 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I did. And we have a dog named salmon burger. Sam for short. Still vetoed for fucks sake.

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Taco Cat! It's a palindrome!

[–] Strider@lemmy.world 1 points 21 hours ago
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[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 1 points 21 hours ago

-.. . .- - .... -.-. .-.. .- .--

Grrr. Why isn't Morse Code one of the language dropdown options?

[–] Zephorah@discuss.online 19 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Ostrichgrif@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Saying Hello Newman every time you come home would be a lot for fun

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[–] harambe69@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 22 hours ago
[–] trikavanya@lemmy.today 2 points 1 day ago

Dis Oreo. Hi, Oreo!

(If he becomes a chonk as an adult, feel free to substitute Double Stuff)

Mephiston, Lord of Death.

[–] blockheadjt@sh.itjust.works 1 points 23 hours ago
[–] Arachnidbrilliant@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

One time I had a cat named Bob Dole. There’s a lot of fun things you can say to that cat.

Bob Dole’s a good cat

Bob dole’s hungry

Bob Dole needs out

ect.

[–] IzzyJ@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Bob Dole just likes to listening to Bob Dole talk about Bob Dole. Bob Dole

[–] wookiepedia@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

We have a similarly patterned cat that we named Hydrox because Oreo sounded too generic. Droxie now rules the house. Good luck naming your kitty

Droxie now rules the house.

This is the natural order of things.

[–] TheFunkyMonk@lemmy.world 43 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I’m thinking crunchwrap.

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[–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 11 points 1 day ago

Wadsworth, in honor of Tim Curry

[–] BlueberryWalnut@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 day ago

Split the difference "Crunch"

[–] pulsey@feddit.org 5 points 1 day ago
[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago

Try saying random words till the cat comes to you. When it does, repeat the last couple words till you find out what they are coming to. That is their name. That's how I ended up with a perpetual kitten named Mike Wazowski. She loved playing fetch with small balls of aluminum foil.

[–] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago

Scruffy says he wants to be called Scruffy

[–] tuxiqae@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 day ago
[–] Skyline969@piefed.ca 29 points 2 days ago (1 children)
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[–] IzzyJ@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Marius. Marcy for short

[–] lawks@aussie.zone 1 points 1 day ago
[–] dr_jekell@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

Vigo the Carpathian

[–] TheFlopster@lemmy.world 26 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Fred. No reason. Giving off Fred vibes.

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[–] MasutaHarada@thelemmy.club 1 points 1 day ago

Call it Choco I think. Latte also works.

[–] ColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.de 10 points 1 day ago

Dong (his lil face)

[–] fleebleneeble@reddthat.com 1 points 1 day ago

Wife says Squish. I say Cheesecake. You decide.

[–] CaptSatelliteJack@lemy.lol 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)
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