Don’t leave us hanging OP! What did you name the little guy?
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We've settled on Mongolian Beef.
Mongo for short. Fits his personality. He's a goddamned terror.

Mr Mistoffelees
Achilles, because he looks like he is wearing one of those ancient Greek helmets.
Gazpacho
Oreo
Caspian. I had a cat named Caspian a long while back. He was solid black, but yours has an expression that reminds me of him. He was amazing.
A princely name
Odoaker or Geiserich
Bring back names of the kings that brought down the empty husk of the Roman Empire.
Have you considered crunchwrap supreme?
I did. And we have a dog named salmon burger. Sam for short. Still vetoed for fucks sake.

Taco Cat! It's a palindrome!
Magnus
Oreo
Crusader
Newman.
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Grrr. Why isn't Morse Code one of the language dropdown options?
Anthony
Mephiston, Lord of Death.
Dis Oreo. Hi, Oreo!
(If he becomes a chonk as an adult, feel free to substitute Double Stuff)
Hank
One time I had a cat named Bob Dole. There’s a lot of fun things you can say to that cat.
Bob Dole’s a good cat
Bob dole’s hungry
Bob Dole needs out
ect.
Bob Dole just likes to listening to Bob Dole talk about Bob Dole. Bob Dole
We have a similarly patterned cat that we named Hydrox because Oreo sounded too generic. Droxie now rules the house. Good luck naming your kitty
Droxie now rules the house.
This is the natural order of things.
Wadsworth, in honor of Tim Curry
Rex
Split the difference "Crunch"
Cat
Try saying random words till the cat comes to you. When it does, repeat the last couple words till you find out what they are coming to. That is their name. That's how I ended up with a perpetual kitten named Mike Wazowski. She loved playing fetch with small balls of aluminum foil.
Scruffy says he wants to be called Scruffy

greg
Marius. Marcy for short
Vigo the Carpathian
Chester
Dong (his lil face)
Call it Choco I think. Latte also works.
Wife says Squish. I say Cheesecake. You decide.