As my father used to say “Don’t do two crimes at the same time”
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Yup. I watch a bunch of cop videos catching smugglers on highways. The fool or fools driving always smoked weed in the car. Such a stupid thing. And it’s always a rental.
"If you can stand, you can work."
May all your blows be 5 Mark Ruffalos.
Lmfao
Motivation is not required
As a disabled person who’s spent most of her life in abusive relationships if I waited for motivation to get things done I’d be long since dead
Other ones I have:
-egos trip. But the humble doesn’t stumble.
-if you’re not talking income, then walking outs the outcome
-talk to me nice. Or don’t talk to me twice.
-Minor setback for a major get back
-the reasons change like seasons change.
The golden rule. If you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all.
What about: "you have food stuck in your teeth"?
"if you comment on someone's appearance and it would take them more than 5min to fix, you're an asshole. If it would take less than that, you're helping them."
"Ever Tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett
My grandfather (who died well before my time), but I picked up the saying from my mum;
"Pray to God, but row to shore"
My sister gave me the following to bring me up from the depths of despair, and to bring me back to earth before I make an Icarus of myself:
"This too shall pass"
Leave it better than you found it
1: It’s weird to not be weird
2: Hate only the hateful
3: Be intolerant of intolerance
Be excellent to each other.
And party on dudes!
and Party On, dude.
Be the change you want to see in the world.
"Everything that can go wrong, will go wrong"
Made quite a few enemies and traumas by being paranoid af.
"I pretended to be the person I wanted to be until I became that person, or he became me." Attributed to Cary Grant. On the days I wake up feeling miles away from the person I want to be, I can pretend.
It ain't cheating if you don't get caught.
Not the most noble thing to say, but I follow it from time to time ( mainly in inconsequential things as of now ) Sometimes you gotta cheat to get ahead in whatever you are doing, so just don't get caught.
"Sense and honor your intuition; it always has your best interest at heart." ~ Unknown
"Try anything at least once" be it food or an experience you don't know until you try. You learn about the world, about others and most importantly about yourself.
My cousin has a similar one, but it’s “try anything twice”. Often times your first experience in something may be rough but the second go around can be significantly better. Or in the case of food, sometimes the first time you tried it was from someone who didn’t know how to do the dish justice, or bad ingredients put into it.
Have you ever went skydiving? Not a gotcha, just actually curious. I kinda want to.
Did enough of that in the army my knees put that in the category of did a bunch of times and dont ever want to do it again. Jumping at night is the worst. I also hated packing my chute the most.
What about crimes, drugs, very niche hobbies?
Having sex with the opposite sex you are normally attracted to
Instructions... clear
I'm in a polycule now
If the women didn't find you handsome, they should at least find you handy
Live every week like it's shark week.
The cure to all of life's problems is salt water: sweat, tears, or the sea.
... And sauerkraut (brine solution) for healthy gut, too. This tracks!
If you're gonna be stupid, be smart about it.
Don't count your drugs over the toilet.
treat people how THEY want to be treated. don't treat people how YOU want to be treated, cuz you aren't the same as everyone else.
golden rule is trash.
The golden rule is a oversimplification of Kants categorical imperative which is
"Act only according to that maxim whereby you can at the same time will that it should become a universal law."
So it actually accounts for people being different by saying it has to be applicable to everyone (universal law).
Getting Uni flashbacks....
Hell no.
If you encounter a problem once fix it. If you encounter it twice fix it but note it might be recurring. If you encounter it thrice consider a permanent solution.
Nothing more permanent than a temporary fix.
Expect it to get worse. Either I'm wrong and pleasantly surprised or I get to be right as a consolation prize. Also encourages me to plan ahead so when things go bad, I don't spend as much time mid-crisis figuring out what to do.
While I mostly adhered to this for decades it made me depressed and I missed the point of fighting for my needs. So while I am still open to all developments I aim for my well being more.
I've got better things to do than survive.
(Just in case anyone gets this wrong: Survival alone is usually quite little to keep you happy, so it's about going for the stuff you want and taking the risks you need to get there. Anytime I worry about making myself vulnerable, I tell myself this.)
f you plan for the worst, all surprises are pleasant
the serenity prayer (or mantra, for the non-religious)
A relationship can only work if all parties are getting out of it what they need.
If it sounds too good to be true, it probably is
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