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Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


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[–] WatDabney@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 5 days ago

Every once in a while I read a theory on behavior that just clicks into place - that fits so neatly with everything else I've observed about the human animal that I'm left wondering how I didn't see it myself.

This is one of those.

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 8 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Wild how more people today, with access to the internet, have LESS class conscious than people did more than a century ago with just censored newspapers to go by.

[–] uSSRI@hexbear.net 7 points 5 days ago

Grandpa simpson: "see back in my day, rich men used to fly around in Zeppelins, dropping coins on people, and one day I see JD Rockefeller flying by, so i went and grabbed my washtub..."

[–] Grerkol@leminal.space 6 points 5 days ago

Ooo yeah trickle down on me Margaret

[–] ButtBidet@hexbear.net 5 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Unrelated, but when I was 20 I took a taxi. The taxi driver was telling a story about how he's dating a woman he met in the stripclub and it's going well. NGL it was very wholesome.

[–] ButtBidet@hexbear.net 3 points 5 days ago (1 children)

They probably think the waitress or the woman working in the coffee shop is flirting with them.

[–] godlessworm@hexbear.net 4 points 5 days ago

“she said she hopes i have a nice day!!”