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[–] RestrictedAccount@lemmy.world 47 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Zoboomafoo is something I had completely forgotten about

[–] Signtist@bookwyr.me 6 points 1 month ago

I still get the theme song stuck in my head every so often.

If you have a need to feed, look up the kratt brothers.

[–] onlyhalfminotaur@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Wasn't it a spin off of Kratt's Creatures? Or am I mixing things up.

[–] Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works 41 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Makes the guy look far more badass then the spoiled rich rapist that he really was.

[–] Aralakh@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 month ago

For real, should have went for the uncanny cgi look.

[–] the_fuckler@nord.pub 39 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago

I fuckin' knew it.

[–] FreshLight@sh.itjust.works 37 points 1 month ago (28 children)
[–] myyass@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I mean I write crap like this in Suno making fun of anime titles: That time that I got slimed on while being a magic girl who was No Longer Allowed In Another World while trying to sip slime after being reincarnated by a double wide surprise climbing the tower of god. At this point it's not slop, it's sharing a brain cell with my cat.

[–] FreshLight@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I got the joke. My question is about the pictures origin.

[–] myyass@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

lol I don't know but that was the first thing I thought of, making ridiculous songs. But realistically it's probably about the not talked connections. I'm sure it's bigger than anyone can imagine, and no one really wants to be in a briefcase.

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[–] ilillilillilillililli@lemmy.world 31 points 1 month ago (1 children)

My daughter started getting into Wild Kratts. So, I acquired some Zoboomafoo, and showed her what I grew up on. Don't sleep on the Kratt bros.

Oh, and fuck Trump/Epstein and terrorism.

[–] einlander@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Thanks, I'll have to check that out! I was blissfully unaware of that Kratt creation.

[–] onlyhalfminotaur@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Honestly Kratt's Creatures was the shit and Zoboomafoo sucked.

[–] Leviathan@fedinsfw.app 3 points 1 month ago

100% agree. I had Kratt's Creatures books and lived them, years later when I was babysitting my niece and nephew I saw Zoboomafoo on TV and I was really confused why this puppet was necessary.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 19 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It doesn't even mention the fact that Navi is your sidekick.

[–] tacosanonymous@mander.xyz 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

If they stopped 9/11, why is one of the towers all fucked up?

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 24 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Because they didn't stop 9/12.

[–] Rhaedas@fedia.io 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It's why you don't kill Hitler. Someone had to hold that spot, do you want someone who might have accomplished more?

[–] OwOarchist@pawb.social 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Honestly, yeah... Might end up being quite a mess, really.

  • Wiemar Germany was never going to be a stable, peaceful, long-lasting country. With economic issues and resent for the treaties enforced on them after the end of WWI, it was a mess and a huge source of potential issues. Something awful was sure to come out of it sooner or later.

  • Without the example of Nazi Germany to be against, the rest of the world might not have united against fascism as much, leading to the more prominent rise of fascism in other places.

  • Without (European*) WWII, Europe might never have become as united as it is now. Post-WWII was kind of the tipping point where the major European powers finally decided that going to war with each other was unacceptable and unthinkable. And uniting together to fight the Nazis solidified alliances and feelings of mutual support between a lot of European countries. Without that, who knows -- we might have ended up having several more major European wars.

  • And then there's the technological impact. Obviously, Hitler himself wasn't directly involved in developing these important new technologies, but would they have been developed as soon or at all if it wasn't for Nazi Germany, their war effort, and the Allies' counter-effort? Jet aircraft, rocketry, radar, computers, nuclear power/weapons ... much of the development of those was either greatly accelerated by the Nazis or greatly accelerated by the Allies in their attempt to keep up with and defeat the Nazis. Who knows what the course of development for technologies like those might look like if WWII hadn't happened.


*WWII in the Pacific with Japan probably would have happened much the same, regardless of whether Hitler was alive or not. Though in that case, it might not be called a 'world' war anymore. Maybe the 'War of Japan' or 'Pacific War' or something.

[–] VindictiveJudge@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

You didn't include that Hitler was such an incompetent moron that the Allies stopped trying to assassinate him on the basis that whoever replaced him would almost certainly be much more competent and dangerous.

[–] Gee2td@lemmus.org 14 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Zoboomafoo with a sword is too overpowered.

I think a lemur is more than capable of skinning a human face with it's bare hands and claws alone lol

[–] crowcore_explorer@piefed.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 month ago (2 children)

looks like a sword, but I think they're just swinging from some steel cables so your point stands.

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[–] Axolotl_cpp@feddit.it 12 points 1 month ago

Is it AI slop combined with image editing?

[–] Bonje@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

Does not feature Dante from Sonic & Knuckles. 9/11 IGN

[–] TootSweet@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

The sharingan is the final touch that makes it perfect.

[–] PlantDadManGuy@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

RIP Harambee, sweet prince. Gone too soon.

[–] dan69@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

A mild hallucination

[–] goodboyjojo@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

This gave me a good chuckle

[–] OwOarchist@pawb.social 3 points 1 month ago

I should write this screenplay...

[–] TarantulaFudge@startrek.website 3 points 1 month ago

For the love of God please make this movie/isekai

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

That time I posted AI slop, but had to do some photo editing too, since the AI is too shit for that.

[–] OldChicoAle@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Is there a huge Zelda reference I'm missing?

[–] Stolas@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Was probably just random but it might be reference to how he got arrested in the UK when he was younger for illegal possession of a sword.

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