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Pervert arrested for 'having sex with koi fish in neighbour's pond' (www.newsflare.com)

submitted 3 days ago by SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.social to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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GRAPHIC VIDEO: A pervert was arrested for allegedly having sex with his neighbour's koi fish.

Sex-starved Sutthichai Boonlert, 51, reportedly scooped the hapless koi fish from resident Bobby Anong's pond before using its mouth to pleasure himself.

CCTV captured the shocking sex act as the senior citizen took off his clothes and entered the water in a quiet neighbourhood in Bangkok, Thailand, on September 7.

He held a white dildo while rubbing the koi fish on his genitals before emerging from the pond. He was then seen walking to a dark corner before appearing to use the flailing animal as a makeshift sex toy.

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[–] HotsauceHurricane@lemmy.world 8 points 3 days ago

Dude took The Shape Of Water way to seriously.

[–] ohulancutash@feddit.uk 7 points 3 days ago

Quit carping around

[–] luthis@lemmy.nz 9 points 3 days ago (2 children)

....what

[–] pageflight@piefed.social 9 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Right? Did he specifically hate and want to defile these fish? Or traumatize this neighbor? Or did he somehow get genes that just make him super horny for fish?

[–] QuantumSparkles@sh.itjust.works 7 points 3 days ago

In this case if your image I would say that it was the fish making unwanted advances on the human

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.social 7 points 3 days ago

[–] melsaskca@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 days ago

In the fish wars, this guy would've been a patriot. /s

[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

These fish can be quite long-lived when cared for properly, from 15 to 40 years on average depending on their location.

That's all I'm saying.

[–] NathanDerWeise@feddit.org 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

2 guys 1 fish was better

[–] northernlights@lemmy.today 4 points 3 days ago

I see we have a connaisseur. The... ahem, shit, that was on the internet 20 years ago and the current youth don't know about.

[–] StupidBrotherInLaw@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

I can't believe they failed to censor out his

innocent children.

[–] blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 3 days ago

Is this originally a Daily Sport article?

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 3 points 3 days ago

Stupid, sexy koi fish.

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