So this is what became of the mudkip guy..
this post was submitted on 11 Sep 2026
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Been watching too many dolphin documentaries?
I like that they describe him as "sex-starved" as if that could even begin to explain his actions
Who among us hasn't had thoughts of koi fish when in the throws of a dry spell?
It's those lips.
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I'm sorry, but sometimes your kink should be shamed.
Since when is 51 a "senior citizen"?
If it gets me a discount, I'm fine with it. It's just words.
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"having sex with" no no, this is rape, jfc
Ha good one
I know we're making light of this in the comments, dark humor I get it, no judgment on that note.... but this is actually fucking horrifying. That link is hella staying blue.
It's not that intense. Bad quality footage, can barely tell he carries out a fish, it's a white blob. Then Benny hill music starts and he pedals away on a bike while the other guys are running and then tripping over onto their faces. Then womp womp trombone he is in the police station with everyone looking disappointed at him with crossed arms
Yeah, but you see the poor fish, afterwards, and then if you read the article, it just gets worse.
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smh they arrested him for doing something we've ALL done atleast once...✌️😔 /s
What the actual fuck..?! Yeah, that link will stay blue.
It's just begging for it!
I came here to ask "how??"
I now understand how.
Those are some DSL’s if I’ve ever seen them.
Fun fact: I just image searched "fish with dsls" 🤣
Is that the nvidia AI game thing?
Dick Sucking Lip System 5.
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This dude is 51 years old.
You think he woke up, at 51 and was like "Ya know what? I think I'll try to fuck a fish today".
Nah. This has been going on for years. Probably decades.
It's a tale as old as time... Or at least as old as navies.
For example, Portsmoiugh football club fans are known as The Skates in honour of the Royal Navy base in Portsmouth; apparently, sailors swear that the humble Skate is a particular tender lover.
You have absolutely zero way to know that. He might have been fucking fish for decades. Or today literally might have been the day.
Unless you're in someones head, you have zero way to know how someone thinks.
I'm not defending nor attacking the fish fucker. I'm just saying you are making claims you have no way to know.
According to the article he did it with fish, dogs, and even dolls before, and got arrested for some of those
Weird that you put "dolls" as the "even" example. Makes it sound like fucking fish, and dogs is bad, but fucking dolls is worse. I would have went with "he did it with fish, dolls, and even dogs."
I'm way more horrified that he fucked a dog, than a doll.
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Wait, a fish fucker AND a pervert?? Man, that guy's got a lot going on.
When can I opt out of living on this world.
Ya know, suddenly those weird laws banning having sex with fish make a lot more sense.
Okay this is the weirdest Rule 34 I've read.
he's going to get a restraining order with minimum distance from ponds
They're definitely not throwing him in the tank.
I guess his gf's a cold fish.
The Oxford English Dictionary defines sex as “physical activity between two people in which they touch each other’s sexual organs, and which may include sexual intercourse”... seeing that the koi, despite being hapless, is not a people, and it doesn't sound like the pervert touched the koi's sexual organs, I'm going to have to say that they did not have sex.
Also, is 51 considered a senior citizen in Thailand?
That's a pretty bullshit definition. Without going into details because this is isn't pornhub, there are sex acts that involve only one set of genitals.
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