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It's come up a few times in comments recently and I finally got time to mock one up, but I don't have enough content to fill the boxes.

What are some staple lemmy experiences that could go on a bingo card?

Note: this is for fun. Let's have some positive vibes to go with the negative ones since Lemmy itself is a mixed bag.

Double edit: Apologizes was not spelled like that. This is it but I'm still open to suggestions and edits!

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[–] ccunning@lemmy.world 61 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
  • Accusations of being a tankie
  • Being a tankie
[–] cannedtuna@lemmy.world 31 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)
  • Accusations of being Zionist
[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 27 points 3 weeks ago (7 children)
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[–] dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world 53 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (4 children)
Beans reddit repost left wing purity test tankies.ml Star Trek meme
arch btw now that's what I call a distraction from the Epstein files [image load failed] Microsoft hate train corn
Self hosted toaster ban all the cars free space AI bad Trump antics
Senseless petition bickering about comic artist Sony hate train knife related shitpost shockingly good art post with one upvote
Anime titties Palestine 30 year old comic strip "bOtH sIdeS!!!" owl photo
[–] mr_rusty_shackleford@lemmy.world 16 points 3 weeks ago (5 children)

Nearly perfect, but missed "the world would be a utopia witout cars" & "suprise monster dongs"

[–] EnsignWashout@startrek.website 4 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Excellent. Can "brings up love of trains in an unrelated conversation" have a separate space from "the world would be a utopia without cars"?

It's basically the same, but I really like trains and wanted an excuse to mention them.

[–] dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Good call. I used the former to fix the dead link. As for the monster dongs, well. Possibly where they are in the table might be the surprise.

[–] mr_rusty_shackleford@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Just saw you captured the cars one. So, no notes this is perfect.

[–] dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Yes, I await my imminent downvote brigading from the /fuckcars people eagerly, and with interest.

[–] Humanius@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

You've got to be able to laugh at yourself every now and then

[–] LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

I laughed when I saw fuckcars next to free parking

Edit: I read it wrong, it says free space, apparently monopoly lives rent free in my head

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[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago

I got 4 bingos here 😎

[–] Goldholz@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 3 weeks ago

Nothing against corn and superbOwls trueky magnificent creatures

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[–] Vanth@reddthat.com 30 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

Actual human responses, including real apologies at times when someone takes a comment the wrong way and then admits they did so. Never in all my years on the other platform did I see that happen.

[–] Wren@lemmy.today 9 points 3 weeks ago

That's true, it's encouraging to see and makes me more willing to apologize, too.

[–] tanisnikana@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago

I’ve posted my share of bad takes, and ate my words and apologized. I’ve also seen quite a few others have similar bad times. But they’re temporary, we all grow, and we all improve from them.

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[–] Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone 29 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] lena@gregtech.eu 12 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

@Sxan@piefed.zip is single-handedly carrying the thorn's usage on lemmy o7

[–] AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] HobbitFoot@thelemmy.club 4 points 3 weeks ago

It's hilarious how much hate the one person gets from doing something so trivial.

[–] CombatWombat@feddit.online 24 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

idk I just kinda disassociated for a while and then this list was here

  • gossip about instances like social cliques
  • someone forgot to set the language on their post/comment
  • a poster has an obvious special interest
  • linux
  • obviously a human used ms paint here
  • thread takes an unexpected turn to horniness
  • lemming is surprised the rest of the fediverse exists
  • whimsy
  • someone wishes there was more niche content
  • federation lag
  • a wild mastodon/pixelfed user appears
  • beans
  • a commenter has clearly missed that they are responding to someone from a different country
  • a big chart/table of fedi statistics
  • a programmer is using a bunch of jargon for some reason
[–] riskable@programming.dev 7 points 3 weeks ago

I take exception to that programmer bullet! We always have reasonable conditionals for any and all jargon. There's actually an eponymous law about this, pointing out what happens when someone is wrong on the Internet. It's called Beckstrom's Law.

[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago

thread takes an unexpected turn to horniness

You called? 🐺 🍆 😏

[–] CyberTaco@lemmy.world 18 points 3 weeks ago
[–] EnsignWashout@startrek.website 15 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Sub-thread of a conversation of something unrelated becomes an open source software recommendations mini thread.

[–] riskable@programming.dev 9 points 3 weeks ago

I recommend Obsidian for keeping track of events like this 👍

[–] Lenna@piefed.ca 12 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)
  • Sketchy guy tells a one-sided story about how he got banned multiple times on Reddit.

  • Everyone in the comments showering him with love, trashing Reddit, and completely ignoring the huge red flag that there must be some fucking reason why that guy got banned multiple times.

Welcome to !reddit@lemmy.world.

[–] zaphod@sopuli.xyz 10 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Blaming something on capitalism.

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[–] queerlilhayseed@piefed.blahaj.zone 10 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Someone's vibe-coded shovelware with an emoji-riddled README.

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[–] Sergio@piefed.social 10 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
  • Owls
  • "...here's a reading list..."
  • #NoSlop!
[–] Wren@lemmy.today 10 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Where are the owls? I don't see nearly enough owls on here. I get tons of bats and beans though.

[–] ccunning@lemmy.world 9 points 3 weeks ago

Beans, deans, and corn things

[–] iatenine@piefed.social 8 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
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[–] originalucifer@moist.catsweat.com 8 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Commenter Platform Bingo

MASTODON PIXELFED PEERTUBE
BOOKWYRM FREE SPACE PIEFED
PLEROMA FRIENDICA MBIN
[–] queerlilhayseed@piefed.blahaj.zone 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I think it would be a fun browser plugin, to see what all servers have comment representation in a thread.

Could also be fun to have a Bingo card serve for a limited time (like, a week), and players have to draw examples from that time frame to complete their cards. The free space is always someone from .ml defending the CCP.

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[–] Nottalottapies@aussie.zone 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
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[–] lemmie689@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 3 weeks ago

SDF is down.

[–] venusaur@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

The words “Slop” and “Fascist”. At least for the 2024+ edition.

[–] Wren@lemmy.today 6 points 3 weeks ago

Getting called a fascist will be the free space. Slop is one I didn't have, though, that's a good one.

[–] lena@gregtech.eu 4 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)
  • NEVER SLOP
  • someone going a bit overboard with :3 and uwuspeak
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[–] whaleross@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago
[–] thesohoriots@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

Something along the lines of “just came here from Reddit and this place sucks”

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