Epstein was CIA under deep cover. He was infiltrating the pedophile ring and he got too close. What a patriot.
this post was submitted on 10 Jul 2025
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the amount of mental gymnastics here.
there's a huge gap being skipped from being skipped.
epstein would be complicit and still part of the gang if he's doing what he was told.
In a bare minimum rational world, Mr. Kelly would never see the broadcast side of a teleprompter ever again.
If the conspiracy heads fall for this... Man, they're going to eat this up huh?
This is the classic conspiracy theory logic laid bare. A long string of facts tied together with plausible sounding but made-up reasons.
Just because your theory could explain it doesn't mean it does explain it.
Maybe Himmler was a patriot, just doing what he was told? /s GTFO.
Murica: Lowest iq people to ever exist!
KELLY: It's totally crazy.
Well I agree with him on that part.
We have always been at peace with Eurasia
If this narrative actually catches on with the right... Ugh I don't even know.
"Maybe he did kill himself, after all"
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