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Newsmax's Greg Kelly: "Maybe Epstein is a patriot, for crying out loud. Maybe he was just doing what he was told, and it had nothing to do with the girls." (www.mediamatters.org)

submitted 2 months ago by Pro@reddthat.com to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago

For fuck’s sake.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

We have always been at peace with Eurasia

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

If this narrative actually catches on with the right... Ugh I don't even know.

[–] MapleEngineer@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

What if the Epstein files are incredibly damaging to Trump so they say they don't exist so that when the democrats release them they can say that they are fake?

[–] SpaceCowboy@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

That assumes the Democrats will ever be in power again.

[–] blujan@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 month ago

Or be interested in releasing the papers they didn't release when in charge

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

A patriot to who? Israel?

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The Pedophile Nation, which almost singlehandedly ruined Avatar: The Last Airbender.

[–] MostRegularPeople@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

What now?

[–] skozzii@lemmy.ca 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Does anyone know where the goal posts went? They keep moving around.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

The goal posts killed themselves precisely because there never were any goal posts.

[–] fargeol@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

"Maybe he did kill himself, after all"

[–] _cryptagion@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 months ago

yeesh.

[–] JustJack23@slrpnk.net 3 points 2 months ago

Next on "The Daily Cope"

[–] WhatGodIsMadeOf@feddit.org 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

American suicide bombers and guerilla militias...

It's only a matter of time. It's already happening.. but they call them lone wolf and mentally ill... But it will probably grow... Then they will be called a terrorist group just like every other group that fought for humanity.

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