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wait to sell your biomedical stocks until may 2022.

had I waited, I would have made a cool $32 million.

"Idk either, girl, sorry."

Start painting immediately.

Call grandma more frequently, you have less than 3 years to chat with her :(

(I miss her)

"Do drugs don't drink, bro."

I probably would have ended up drinking and doing even more drugs I think...

Don't fucking marry her you idiot.

"I don't remember you" was my idea to say the last 5 years have completely changed my life, but I'd probably assume I got Alzheimers ahead of schedule. One sentence is tough.

"It worked out" feels like what if want to hear, but that ignores growing global and national issues. Might even make me lazier, believing in some grand natural path, creating a paradox.

I could send details on the job move that made life better, but I'm on the path that took me out of that job already, so why try to change it?

Are monetary moves the only thing that would work for me? Not to change my route, but give me some more padding today?

Start planning a good sentence to send to yourself today and have it ready 5 years from now.

Don't move across the country with him, get a divorce, your gut instincts are right, he's been cheating on you this whole time and he's about to financially ruin you.

Bitcoin peaks at $100k

Move in with your aunt and uncle now, before the dementia gets any worse.

Don't invite any of your family to your wedding, the sooner you sever all ties from your family, the better.

You will have a lot more money, if you don’t spend it all on drugs.

You're trans. Divorce the alcoholic abuser and start being happy

"The Lotto numbers for 2026-09-12 are 16 20 25 33 39 45, Superzahl 0."

Sounds materialistic, but I haven't found a solution for any of the issues I had 5 years ago, I didn't make any major wrong decisions since then, and stuff like "buy RAM and GPUs" is irrelevant after winning millions of eurobucks.

Don’t let mom get that surgery. She is the glue that keeps us all together and we need more years of that.

Force mom to go see a doctor.

Shit's about to hit the fan from multiple directions and all at once. There is nothing you can do to stop it, but instead focus on how to handle it. In a more healthy way.

You're gonna get a tractor in a year.

Take estrogen.

Stop the house from burning down on April 18th, 2024 at 5AM.

YOU LIKE WOMEN!

You should just break up with her while you have the chance

You have enough money to leave, do it now

Live the life, stupid.

Remember to bring your protective gear, and don't ever ride even once if you don't have it - you will suffer the consequences for years.

Or possibly: All behavioural changes (even seemingly positive ones like being more brave, assertive, active, loud and outgoing) are symptoms of something going on in your pets, so prioritise going to the vet more often when they appear - catching issues early means less damage to surrounding organs, less suffering and cheaper treatment.

"Nvidia is going to be stable for longer than you think."

Enjoy the time you have with your family, they won't last forever.

Dump this job, it's making you miserable.

Find a new job when Frank retires. Jason, his replacement, is a fuckin idiot.

CLS's stock price will increase by 3,860.57% over the next five years.

Divorce him now!

Just leave, he doesn’t love you.

Staying in Japan is a mistake. When your company cuts the rest of the staff, GTFO to Europe.

(it will be up to a future version of me to send another message about if/how that works out).