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Hello America! This week, [spins wheel] SOAP is contaminated with [spins wheel] DEADLY BACTERIA!
This is a shameless rip off of that tweet by this person on that other site which I think of every time something like this drops.
The fucking soap is contaminated now? WTF bro
I guess America is truly great now that you need to check for recalls before washing your hands with hand soap you bought at a grocery store lest you get a brain infection
The other recalled soaps are potentially contaminated with several types of Pseudomonas and Serratia bacteria, which are known to be resistant to antibiotics and can cause complications including blood infections, pneumonia, urinary tract infections, eye infections, brain infections, bone infections and heart infections.
All the magats don’t seem to mind the constant biological warfare since their child rapist king was a cunt to immigrants again
Fucking magats, how do they work?
They don't.
I really thought they'd be tired of winning by now
A stable genius once suggested (in a stable and genius-like manner) to inject bleach...
So, and hear me out here, instead of using soap to wash the outside why don't you guys just inject bleach to wash from the inside out?
Genius move, or what? {taps head}
Destroys 99% of bacteria ... but delivers 1%!
And that 1% is a real doozy.
Superbug!