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[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 17 points 3 days ago (1 children)

this is the future that liberals want

[–] BelieveRevolt@hexbear.net 3 points 2 days ago

Just replace the chicken with :beanis: and it's officially erm-this-you

[–] FnordPrefect@hexbear.net 13 points 3 days ago (1 children)

grillman Finally someone who will sell me grilled pizza and grilled coffee. And it's even the same store! God bless America

[–] 9to5@hexbear.net 5 points 3 days ago
[–] Noodles4dinner@hexbear.net 9 points 3 days ago

I would like one grilled, please

[–] EstraDoll@hexbear.net 8 points 3 days ago

incorrect-suspicion COFFEE... CHICKEN... PIZZA.....

[–] TankieTanuki@hexbear.net 6 points 3 days ago

You've heard of chicken fried steak? Now there's chicken grilled coffee.

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Pizza Pizza

Little Caesars isn't gonna like this

[–] FALGSConaut@hexbear.net 4 points 3 days ago

Pizza Pizza is already a major pizza chain in canada

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 5 points 3 days ago

Grilled Coffee? Where can I get some fuckin' COFFE flavored COFFEE? Am I right fellas??

[–] Rom@hexbear.net 5 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (3 children)

Was this caffe designed using AI or what

[–] KobaCumTribute@hexbear.net 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)

It's definitely not an AI generated image, because the text is a consistent font and none of it is mangled, just silly, and because if you look close you can see it's CGI from the lighting and how things are shaped. I think it's either a joke from a game like Cities Skylines, or it's a mod also trying to be funny.

[–] BelieveRevolt@hexbear.net 2 points 2 days ago

It's from The Crew 2, the game came out several years before genAI and LLMs were usable, but a machine definitely generated all the text for the storefronts resulting in…this.

[–] FALGSConaut@hexbear.net 5 points 3 days ago

I think it might be a render?

[–] no_pretext@hexbear.net 3 points 3 days ago
[–] TankieTanuki@hexbear.net 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] 9to5@hexbear.net 3 points 3 days ago

hey at least its not zionist

[–] ThunderComplex@lemmy.today 5 points 3 days ago

Yooo can I get a coffee pizza, a grilled grilled extra grilled, and a chicken pizza, hold the pizza.

[–] eldavi@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 days ago

i want to try to the grileld grilled and the coffee pizza -- they sound delicious! lol

[–] FALGSConaut@hexbear.net 4 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Is that a screen shot of some game? The trees in the background look like their from a video game

[–] BelieveRevolt@hexbear.net 3 points 2 days ago

It's from The Crew 2.

[–] KobaCumTribute@hexbear.net 4 points 3 days ago

The buildings too. I think it might be City Skylines (2?)? Maybe a mod for higher definition storefronts?

[–] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 4 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

restaurante

ill have il chickene de bozoluna with extra mortadella and oil.

[–] TUMBLE_BUS@hexbear.net 3 points 3 days ago

Can I get a pizza pizza grilled?

[–] AntiOutsideAktion@hexbear.net 3 points 3 days ago

I love the caffe