Communists betray anarchism yet again.
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Bean barons get the wall
my hexbears are one note jokesters...all they do is badpost about piss or beans, share old memes, and leave 200+ comments on posts about streamers/youtubers....
i don't think the average beanis or piss poster would survive longer than a week in a middle school classroom...
"Okay class today today we're finally going to get started on the anatomy section, I know this going to be very funny to you all at your age but let's get started. Today we're talking about the penis and how it..."
"Did you guys hear that...hehe...Mr. Lenin said we're learning about b-beanis! hehe the piss is stored in the beanis! you will be forced to eat beans. beanis beanis beanis bea-"
"Mr. Lenin they're being weird again..."
"Hexbear Badposter, we've talked about this before. Your beanis jokes were funny to everyone the first few times you made them - but your classmates have moved on and every teacher on this hall has moved on...please don't bother your classmates again or I'll have to send you out of the class."
"I'm shidding and crying right now I can't believe no one likes beans Mr. Lenin, do none of you know how much protein they have in a single serving?!"
"Oh my god they're still doing it, can they not think up any other joke??"
"Hexbear Badposter go ahead and grab your things & head down to the principal's office, I'll let them know you're on your way..."
roughly how it would go after the first week or two where the other children would probably find it funny. source: i taught 7th graders for a few years after college
I thought the point of the joke was how not funny it is
Hexbears stop conflating 'bad' with 'unfunny'!!! 
they’re the people’s beans now 
It wasn't me my jar is also empty :cri:
hexler
hexbear';s the only reason you ever even had beans to begin with
That's not true! I
had coffee beans
I heard a man with a tophat ran off with it. A little birdy told me.
WHERE IS HE
He was heading to his private jet so.. the airport maybe?
IM ABOUT TO KILL THE MONOPOLY MAN HOLD MY RAT
uhh.. okay sure why not. You have got uncritical support from me! 