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badposting

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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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[–] CascadeOfLight@hexbear.net 5 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Don't lay all your eggs in one nest

A mouse in the claw is worth two in the bush

You can't make an omelette without crushing a few children

[–] BelieveRevolt@hexbear.net 4 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

You can't make an omelette without crushing a few children

Owl Or Zionist?

[–] PKMKII@hexbear.net 5 points 4 hours ago

That’s a cutie with a hooty

[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 12 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago) (1 children)

Mods this is speciest I'm being bullied

[–] segfault11@hexbear.net 12 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Hahahahahahahaha How The Fuck Is Cyber Bullying Real Hahahaha Just Walk Away From The Screen Like Close Your Eyes Haha

[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 10 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago) (1 children)

LEAVE ME ALONE I'M NOT A PISS BABY kitty-cri-screm

[–] Blakey@hexbear.net 5 points 4 hours ago (1 children)
[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 6 points 6 hours ago

"gurl, when we first locked eyes you made me 180 headspin."

[–] radio_free_asgarthr@hexbear.net 7 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Early to eat the rodent, early to puke.

Makes a man prudent and ready to be duke!

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 7 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago)

My mum used to say this all the time when i still lived at nest

[–] BobDole@hexbear.net 10 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Do owlbears have separate pee and poo holes?

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 10 points 9 hours ago

Does the owlbearpope shit in the woods?

[–] Flyberius@hexbear.net 12 points 10 hours ago (1 children)
[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 9 points 9 hours ago

Yup like a flea in your feathers