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Why yes, I do communicate via esoteric languages incomprehensible to the average person, why do you ask? (lemmy.world)

submitted 2 hours ago by GolfFoxtrotLima@sh.itjust.works to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/52212601

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[–] owenfromcanada@lemmy.ca 13 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

They're not demons, we simply trapped some lightning and forced it through some ~~runes~~ circuits using our ~~incantations~~ programming. It's all perfectly mundane and not at all worth burning anyone at the stake.

[–] OpenStars@discuss.online 3 points 27 minutes ago

Well, actually, some of them really are daemons.

[–] giacomo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 1 hour ago

*daemons

[–] Static_Rocket@lemmy.world 11 points 2 hours ago

This is one of the few conspiracy theories I have to back because it's just so cool conceptually

[–] whats_a_lemmy@midwest.social 1 points 44 minutes ago

Hate. Let me tell you how much I've come to hate you since I began to live. ...

[–] who@feddit.org 3 points 1 hour ago

I don't see silicon. I see fiberglass and copper. Are you sure those demons are trapped?

[–] solrize@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 hour ago

You're what we used to call a pixie wrangler.