Leopards Ate My Face

Thoughts as I was reading this:

He then brought his wife and eight children…

This is not someone who should be taken seriously. Not normal.

He also said his family no longer recommends that other foreigners move to Russia because the authorities keep changing the rules and “there’s no way forward.”

Haha, loser. Imagine finding out in 2026 that the Russian state is corrupt.

Since November 2025, foreign men ages 18 to 65 who are deemed fit for military service have been required to sign a contract with the Defense Ministry to obtain a permanent residence permit in Russia. People who moved to Russia through the “traditional values” program are not exempt from this requirement.

Go get killed for the state, moron. Why do you think they let you in? Because they're nice and friendly? They need cannon fodder, you dolt.

What's more traditional values than dying for your liegelord in an offensive war that doesn't benefit you even if won though?

This guy hates gay people so much he moved his family to Russia. But he doesn't hate them enough to die in Ukraine.

It's ironic that a Christian got in trouble because they couldn't hate enough.

I wouldn't trust the Russian government to watch my dog.

If you think the USA, Russia, or UK would keep any agreement, treaty, or deal in the year of Our Lord 2026, I don't know what to tell you. Yeah, no shit.

(not sure about Canada, but I doubt it)

Dont come back, fucker.

It’s so funny that some people think Russia has traditional values. It was an atheist country up until 30 years ago, and today when people say they’re religious, what they mean is they go to church a couple of times a year at most. Not to mention, today they have a very high divorce rate/many single mother households. How are these traditional values?

How can someone move his family with 8 children to a war zone? "Traditional values" what the fuck?

Did he think Russia was taking them in out of the goodness of their heart? They need meat for the meat grinder.

Canadian farmer with the dutchest name there is

They have traditional values in Russia. It's just that they are Stalin's traditional values.

I've said this before about this guy and his wife, bring the kids home. But the parents? Fuck those traitors. They shat their bed. Let them lie in it.

TIL the leopards in Russia are critically endangered. Hopefully eating faces can help their numbers rebound.

Fucked around enough. Time to find out now.

As a petty individual I'm just happy he FAFO but then I remember the kids and hope the idiot turns back to Canada so they are spared their dad supidity…