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[–] somewhiteguy@reddthat.com 60 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago) (1 children)

What kind of hospital let him get near the room with that kind of metal around his neck? I've had to be in several hospitals recently for different imaging issues and every time the MRI is a thing I have to remove everything metal to go past a certain door (escorting my daughter and son for medical reasons). I don't know who let him anywhere near the room with something that large.

Edit for Clarity: I've had to be the one removing all metal even though I'm not the one being scanned. For me to progress beyond a certain part of the hospital toward the MRI I needed to get rid of everything. My children were being scanned, not me. So, I'm not sure what hospital system allowed this man with a 9kg chain get this far deep into the imaging area.

[–] drool@lemmy.catsp.it 24 points 20 hours ago (3 children)

He wasn't supposed to be in the room. There was a scan in progress when he entered.

Seems to me all they needed was a magnet of equal or greater strength placed opposite of, and perhaps a bit closer to the doorway, to pull intruders away from the MRI room.

[–] inb4_FoundTheVegan@lemmy.world 41 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago) (1 children)

His wife told News 12 Long Island in a recorded interview that she was undergoing an MRI on her knee when she asked the technician to get her husband to help her get off the table. She said she called out to him.

Whole thing is heart breaking all around. I feel for the technician who made an honest but very serious mistake. And I'm sure the wife will spend her days regretting asking for help. Just a fucking tragic situation. :/

[–] 0x0@lemmy.zip 1 points 7 hours ago

the technician who made an honest but very serious mistake.

You mean letting someone in while the machine was in operation?

[–] Kazumara@discuss.tchncs.de 20 points 19 hours ago (2 children)

all they needed was a magnet of equal or greater strength

MRI magnets are electromagnets that are supercooled with liquid helium and take hours to start or stop because of the electrical energy that has to be put in or taken out.

So just having a magnet of equal strengh for idiot defense would be a very significant waste of electricity and helium unfortunately

[–] 0x0@lemmy.zip 1 points 7 hours ago (2 children)

take hours to start or stop

You mean they're in constant operation the whole shift?
Surely dialed way down in between scans?

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[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 8 points 18 hours ago

But it would be funny

[–] MiddleAgesModem@lemmy.world 7 points 19 hours ago (1 children)
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[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 41 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

So many dumb ways to die...

[–] 0x0@lemmy.zip 1 points 7 hours ago (3 children)
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[–] hperrin@lemmy.ca 66 points 1 day ago (3 children)

9 fucking kilograms!? For my fellow Americans, that’s almost 20 pounds!

[–] GladiusB@lemmy.world 24 points 1 day ago (6 children)

Can you convert that to tennis balls? I can't do this math on my own

[–] ReiRose@lemmy.world 5 points 15 hours ago

The only units I understand are bananas or bald eagles. Please adjust accordingly

[–] ebolapie@lemmy.world 24 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (5 children)

Somewhere between 150 and 160, depending on the tennis balls. Hope this helps

https://www.wolframalpha.com/input?i=9kg+%2F+mass+of+a+tennis+ball

Edit: Additionally, that's about 63½ European swallows, assuming an average weight of 5 ounces. Given that a European swallow must beat its wings 43 times per second to maintain airspeed velocity, it'd be a proper racket.

Tap for spoilerThose numbers are from monty python and the holy grail and are very wrong. I am spreading misinformation online.

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[–] BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world 14 points 22 hours ago

I feel like someone should have noticed. I'm pretty sure I've never seen someone wearing a twenty pound necklace.

[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 12 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago)

I always knew Roughneck McGee would meet a tragic end. Ironically he wasn't even wearing his BIG necklace.

[–] Default_Defect@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 17 hours ago

As if my claustrophobia wasn't enough reason to irrationally strongly dislike the idea of needing to get an MRI again...

[–] givesomefucks@lemmy.world 208 points 1 day ago (25 children)

Dude was wearing a 20lb chain while his wife was getting an MRI.

She freaked, and yelled for him, and he ran into the room while the machine was still on and fucking died.

This is 100% their fault, I could almost see an argument that the door needs a lock to prevent idiots with 20l s of metal around their neck from running in, but you don't want to lock everyone out in case there's an issue.

[–] ReiRose@lemmy.world 9 points 15 hours ago

There is a lot of conflicting information in the articles im finding about this incident, from her shouting and him running in to him entering the room with the technician, and the technician knew about the chain and had commented on it.

Lmk if you need some examples, but theres a lot.

Im (cynically) inclined to believe that the hospital were the first to give statements and did a quick its-not-our-fault response. Then more people were interviewed. Ill always side with the working class (imo everyone who is not ruling class) rather than the corporations. And in the US the hospital is a corporation for sure.

There's some gross racial spin surrounding this too, see pic below. It was a weighted padlock steel necklace for his weight training, not whatever is implied by yahoo.

[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 5 points 14 hours ago

That door should absolutely be locked while in operation. That door being forced open should be an e-stop event.

Someone could walk in there with a firearm or a bowey knife or anything.

[–] saimen@feddit.org 36 points 23 hours ago (3 children)

Just for your information, the machine, meaning the magnet, is ALWAYS on.

[–] 0x0@lemmy.zip 1 points 7 hours ago (2 children)

Surely dialed down in between scans?

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[–] Kazumara@discuss.tchncs.de 12 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago)

Unless something gets stuck. Then it is shut down and restarted after the thing is removed. Takes hours though, I think the startup was four hours.

They had that happen at the hospital my father worked at, the cleaning lady brought in a stool with steel legs. They tried to remove it by force first, but four men could not do it.

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[–] fmstrat@lemmy.nowsci.com 0 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago)

His wife told News 12 Long Island in a recorded interview that she was undergoing an MRI on her knee when she asked the technician to get her husband to help her get off the table. She said she called out to him.

Where does it say he ran in? I mean, what you say sounds right, but this doesn't read like "freaking out"

Edit: Sounds like she did not freak out, but called to him to help her stand up after it was complete (bad knee), but before he was authorized to enter. This seems more like an honest mistake and tragedy. https://www.cnn.com/2025/07/20/health/mri-machine-death-long-island

[–] Whats_your_reasoning@lemmy.world 19 points 1 day ago (4 children)

I’m just thinking about the poor woman. She’s forever going to be haunted with the knowledge that she was the one who called him into the room, and thus led to his death. His decision to come in wasn’t thought out, but that probably won’t relieve her feelings of guilt for having called him in. Such a tragic story.

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[–] ook@discuss.tchncs.de 137 points 1 day ago (7 children)

I... want to see that 9 kg necklace. I mean, sounds like it's just a big-ass chain, but if so, how did it not throw up red flags all around letting this guy wear it around that machine.

[–] givesomefucks@lemmy.world 132 points 1 day ago (9 children)

It wasnt a necklace...

It was a literal metal chain, like steel. Not a gold cuban link chain or something with a huge medallion a rapper would wear.

Apparently this idiot just lived everyday with a 20lb length of chain around his neck for "weight training". The article mentions it was "a topic of discussion" on a prior visit, so it wasn't a one time thing.

The type of person to do that, is 100% the type of guy to run into an active MRI like he could do anything. Theres no logical thinking going on, and an outright refusal to listen to qualified medical advice. Like, they make weighted vests, at least do that instead of putting all that weight on your neck.

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[–] SARGE@startrek.website 98 points 1 day ago (3 children)

how did it not throw up red flags all around letting this guy wear it around that machine.

He wasn't allowed in the room.

His wife panicked in the MRI, he charged into the room he was told not to go Into.

[–] wetbeardhairs@lemmy.dbzer0.com 65 points 1 day ago (6 children)

Imagine the scene from her POV. She's claustrophobic and having a meltdown because of all the hums and bangs and then her husband comes running in only to get pulled into the machine she is already stuck inside of. He's screaming and can't get pulled free while she is being pushed even harder into the machine she so desparately wants free from - by her husband who is quickly suffocating to death

[–] garbagebagel@lemmy.world 11 points 15 hours ago

While you wrote an interesting narrative, if you read the article the story is nothing like this, and even from her point of view would have been nothing like this.

She had asked the nurse to call her husband to help her up from the table. She called out his name and he ran in while the machine was still going.

He was pulled into the machine and was freed eventually but suffered multiple heart attacks after being pulled off the machine. The heart attacks are what killed him in the end in a hospital bed far from the MRI machine. He definitely did not suffocate.

[–] albbi@piefed.ca 37 points 1 day ago

It was a knee MRI. She wasn't stuck inside it, she just wanted her husband to help get her off of the table instead of just the technician.

Still a horrible scene though, but not quite as horrific as your first imagining.

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[–] negativenull@lemmy.world 123 points 1 day ago (21 children)
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