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[–] finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world 9 points 15 hours ago

He looks like he's about to start a cult of pregnant teenagers.

[–] baggachipz@sh.itjust.works 214 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Needs more, jpeg, I can almost read it

[–] notabot@piefed.social 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Check you're not just seeing the thumbnail, it's a good size for me. I think sone clients default to the small view unless you click them or similar.

[–] Rocketpoweredgorilla@lemmy.ca 43 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

I'm on desktop and it's not very good. I thought my net was crapping out until I saw the comments

[–] notabot@piefed.social 12 points 1 day ago (3 children)

That's really bizzare, on lemmy instances, even the poster's home instance, it's tiny and blurry, but on piefed instances (I've tried piefed.social and piefed.world) it shows up fine. Just obe of the mysteries of the fediverse I guess.

[–] Ghoelian@piefed.social 1 points 3 hours ago

This is the 2nd time today I've seen lemmy users mention this issue while i see the full yes on piefed. Must be a bug in lemmy i guess.

[–] bilb@lemmy.ml 3 points 23 hours ago (3 children)

It looks fine on this instance. Maybe it's a .world media storage thing going on.

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[–] Rocketpoweredgorilla@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Maybe some compression algorithm shit the bed I guess lol.

[–] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 5 points 23 hours ago

I think it's legit just displaying the thumbnail image as the main image for some reason, so yeah probably a compression algorithm shit the bed. Never seen this on Lemmy before though, kinda curious what broke to cause this.

[–] webhead@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

Maybe every time this gets reposted they're just jpeging it again!

[–] TrackenDaKracken@lemmy.world 8 points 17 hours ago
[–] rockSlayer@lemmy.blahaj.zone 112 points 1 day ago
[–] ZeroCool@piefed.ca 58 points 1 day ago

Rename HBO Max to "Max"

My favorite part was when Zaslav announced Max would be rebranded as HBO Max two years later, claiming, "HBO's prestigious reputation was too valuable" as if that weren't something everyone but him knew all along.

[–] athatet@lemmy.zip 20 points 23 hours ago (2 children)

What is this? A meme for ants?!

[–] cepelinas@sopuli.xyz 10 points 20 hours ago (1 children)
[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 5 points 19 hours ago

its working for me now too, I think it was fixed

[–] thomasdouwes@sopuli.xyz 1 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago) (2 children)
[–] DylanMc6@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 17 hours ago

Ants went through the servers

[–] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 1 points 15 hours ago

Wrong pixelformat. RGB interpreted as YCbCr. Half the bit depth, too.

[–] Photonic@lemmy.world 98 points 1 day ago

See a CEO like what?

LIKE WHAT?!!!??

TELL MEEEEEEE!!!!!

[–] bugbear@lemmy.sdf.org 42 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Okay, I'll warn people about blurry CEOs. They should be easy to spot

[–] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 4 points 22 hours ago

Bigfoot CEOs are a menace

[–] przemyslawowo@lemmy.zip 7 points 20 hours ago

Let Luigi know lol

[–] IndustryStandard@lemmy.world 13 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Image so blurred they confused it for his name on the Epstein list.

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 11 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago)

What is everyone on about? Blurry?

The image is crystal clear on my end. I'm a member of lemmy.world and using the Jerboa app.

I'm gonna save this post to investigate later, just out of curiosity, because seriously the posted screenshot image appears crystal clear on my end, and I don't think OP edited their post.

What are you folks seeing to say its blurry/needs more JPEG?

[–] quill7513@anarchist.nexus 42 points 1 day ago

how is the preview image clearer than the image you see when you click on it?

[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 24 points 1 day ago

I like the pixel that’s the ceo.

[–] CheesyFingers@piefed.social 8 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

warn a brother

Warn of what???
We keep fucking saying that these epstein class CEOs are not just worthless but genuinely detrimental and should be put down like sick dogs. But you guys keep hiring them for some reason.

[–] Kraiden@piefed.social 10 points 21 hours ago

you guys

They hire each other! We get no say. In the words of George Carlin: It's a big club, and you ain't in it

[–] slaacaa@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago

A capitalist success story

[–] DylanMc6@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 17 hours ago

Does anyone like alternate history?

[–] Reisen@sh.itjust.works 6 points 23 hours ago

if i ever see a CEO like this i know i forgot to put in my glasses

[–] OldChicoAle@lemmy.world 1 points 16 hours ago

They always just LOOK evil.

[–] veniasilente@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 1 day ago (9 children)

Are there CEOs not like this?

At some small, privately owned companies, yeah.

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[–] REDACTED@infosec.pub 9 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Why are so many people complaining about quality of the image? I don't think the quality can get any higher

[–] lemmyman@lemmy.world 18 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

This is a high quality version. The main post opens to a much lower quality version for me and everyone else complaining, I guess.

Not sure how well this will come through but here's a voyager screenshot. Your version is visible below and is much sharper

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[–] TrackenDaKracken@lemmy.world 1 points 17 hours ago

I wondered, too. But, I'm on desktop and I think the poor images are on phones.

[–] lone_faerie@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

The biggest loss of WB under David Zaslav is Battlebots

[–] TrackenDaKracken@lemmy.world 4 points 17 hours ago

He shut down the Cartoon Network website.

[–] Bieren@lemmy.today 1 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

And to the PE firms and shareholders, all of that is a W.

[–] finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world 1 points 15 hours ago

Fucking shareholders.

[–] TribblesBestFriend@startrek.website 9 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Actually he wanted to sell it to Netflix (which is marginally better) but the shareholders choose Paramount because it offers way more money for the valuation of WB IIRC

He is still a fucking asshole

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