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Tesla has changed the name of its advanced driver assistance system in Europe after pushback from Germany’s transportation ministry. It’s now called “Tesla Assisted Driving,” instead of “Full Self-Driving (Supervised).”

It’s a big capitulation from Tesla, which has been using the “Full Self-Driving (Supervised)” name for years despite the system requiring humans to pay attention to the road and take over when necessary. But the name change could help Tesla achieve its goal of wider adoption on the continent, which could unlock a potentially massive new revenue stream for the company.

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[–] Bwaz@lemmy.world 65 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Wait. It's not "Super Self Driving"?

[–] 13igtyme@startrek.website 33 points 1 month ago

Super America Driving.

[–] Quacksalber@sh.itjust.works 50 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Those evil EU bureaucrats, forcing Musk to do what he hates most: Being honest

[–] blackshirt@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Those evil EU bureaucrats, giving Musk a loophole to make that shit legal in our roads.

[–] billwashere@lemmy.world 31 points 1 month ago

It should be more like “Here’s your copilot Elon”

And this is the logo

[–] andrewrgross@slrpnk.net 29 points 1 month ago

Sixty percent of the time... it works everytime.

[–] Almacca@aussie.zone 19 points 1 month ago

Shit by any other name will stink just as bad.

[–] random_character_a@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Get your phones ready for some grusome AI assiated accidents.

Sorry, "Super intelligence assisted accidents"

[–] filcuk@feddit.uk 9 points 1 month ago

Can't be faulted if it turns off 150ms prior to the accident. Checkmate

[–] Hupf@feddit.org 4 points 1 month ago

Super intelligence assisted precrime enforcement.

[–] anon_8675309@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

“Hello, Dave, this is TAD, I’ll be your fake sense of security today.”

[–] YouTalkinToMe@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

"Open the back door, TAD" -"I'm afraid I can't do that, Dave."

[–] Evotech@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

Nazisted Driving

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 8 points 1 month ago

it uses grok to identify which children it should not keep driving through.

[–] itisileclerk@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Who the fuck is buying Tesla shit? I guess people with less IQ and somehow more money.

[–] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Fools Self Drive(Stupidass)

[–] SharkAttak@kbin.melroy.org 4 points 1 month ago

Somehow it's even worse.