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[โ€“] SexualPolytope@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 33 seconds ago

I just did this last week during an Exam. We do want to help the student out sometimes, but it will be against the rules.

[โ€“] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

MAYBE the teacher had been getting more and more unsure of themself as they walked around realizing everyone else was doing it wrong, until they got to you who had read it correctly and gotten the right answer, using the correct method. So they now knew their exam was written fine but the others had made wrong assumptions instead of reading carefully.

I did say maybe.

[โ€“] Karyoplasma@discuss.tchncs.de 44 points 2 hours ago (3 children)

I remember my math teacher leaving a remark under my test that read "Your chaotic and unorganized way of working is not to your benefit."

[โ€“] MountingSuspicion@reddthat.com 6 points 47 minutes ago

Having both been that student and eventually that teacher*, I can say they are entirely correct in saying that. Now I am much more organized and it really does help. I do have to put more thought and effort in before starting to keep myself organized, but it makes a world of difference. I don't know what, if anything, someone could've told me at the time to get me organized, but looking back it would've done me much more good to get in the habit younger.

[โ€“] thenextguy@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

"I award you no points, and my god have mercy on your soul."

[โ€“] Master@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 minutes ago

Jokes on them, my god has no mercy.

[โ€“] Zachariah@lemmy.world 27 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

one of the few perks a teacher has:
messing with kidsโ€™ minds

and this one is good for โ€™em

[โ€“] terranoid@lemmy.cafe 3 points 21 minutes ago

They used to get physical abuse too but now they just have to settle for light emotional

[โ€“] copymyjalopy@sh.itjust.works 21 points 2 hours ago

Lol, once had a teacher look over my shoulder at my exam and sit down and try to help me. Then the following lecture have him declare to the class that he was frustrated that "one student" couldn't even yada yada.

[โ€“] sundray@lemmus.org 2 points 1 hour ago
[โ€“] zaphod@sopuli.xyz 5 points 2 hours ago

I have to remember that one for exam season to mess with students.

[โ€“] Rhaedas@fedia.io 8 points 2 hours ago

The twist was that you were doing it right. But now your confidence is shattered.