it's fake, thankfully
this post was submitted on 15 Oct 2026
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Genuinely a relief
I was gonna say, I don't think you could survive that, especially at his age. No sane surgeon would agree to do that.
I see no reason not to believe they're all crammed in there at the same time RE4 Regenerator style
Anyone got any tips for swiftly dispatching the Iron Maiden variety of these in RE4R (the kind that turns spiky)? I always have a bear of a time trying to hit the Plaga in its head after it transforms.
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
I'd ask how he keeps getting to the top of the transplant list given how many people die every year waiting for organs but I feel like I already know the answer 
Remember that time Steve Jobs bought a house in another state because it had a shorter transplant list?
Man but where would we be if he didn't have those extra two years he lived, only to die of his refusal to get actual medical treatment? Think of the iPhones!
Critical support to juice diet grifters for killing Steve Jobs
Yeah he looks like hes had six hearts
Just one more heart so I can live another 5 years, just one more bro
everybody involved in giving a new heart to a 99 year old should see jail time, jesus fuck
got my cortisol spiked by a fake story 
My fault comrade. Have you tried jestermaxxing?
that's my secret, cap. I'm always jestermaxxing
It's not Jesus that's calling him...