Take a shower
this post was submitted on 19 Oct 2026
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doing that more now
Eat healthy foods in moderation, exercise, get to bed on time and don't do any drugs.
trying
Make sure to drink enough water. Not too much water though.
Tell a loved one how much they mean to you
I did this and they said 'wow'
Drink some water. At least 500 ml
I failed but I will try again tomorrow
I did better today, but still room for improvement
Eat beans for dinner. At least three kinds
I actually did this lol
Fuck yeah
Quit Windows, install Linux.
already did that a long time ago
Quit linux. Install Temple OS.
My life is in your hands Lemmy
This is one of the scariest sentences I’ve ever seen
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Stretch, only eat within a 6 hour window each day, take lsd
Cut down a tree
had someone else do it
25 pushups before the end of the day
I got to get in better shape first, but I'm working on it
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Find a trans person & tell them how pretty/handsome they are (whichever matches how they present themselves, of course).
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Spend time today just to doodle for 20+ minutes.
No music, no background videos
Just a piece of paper, a pen or pencil, and creativity
If you need a theme, how about "cozy"?
Your best
I think I did this ok
Dear reader,
You must dance.
closest I got was exercise
You can dance if you want to
You can leave your friends behind
be kind to yourself
this one is hard but I'm trying
Install bonzi buddy, the true AI.
looks bad
Touch grass
I did that with my shoes
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