Amazing, that’s the same private key I have on my luggage!
this post was submitted on 21 Oct 2026
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int getRandomNumber()
{
return 4; // chosen by fair dice roll.
// guaranteed to be random.
}
Ah shit, who leaked my private key?
Hey, this is my private key!
Joke's on you, mine is 5.
Oh look. cm0002 attempted to steal this within seconds because I posted here. It's sad, really.
Sounds like you need a better private key.
Nonsense. Mine is 09, much better than 4.
That's amazing, I've got the same combination on my luggage!