What kind of bees make milk? Boobees!
this post was submitted on 22 Oct 2026
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Downvote for not making them soapy
Here you go.
NSFW
Flat, underdeveloped, bad picture, ugly...but a little soapy. Enjoy, I guess...
Now I understand why everyone on Lemmy got excited about soapy titties. Thank you.
Favourite meme trend ever. Btw, as a certified pervert... Anyone who doesn't see women's titties in all these pics is utterly crazy.
The titties are not what I meant, those are fine. I meant literally everything else about me. Sorry...
Lifeβs too damned short to hate yourself.
Youβre cool and make funny words on Lemmy. Good enough for a lot of us.
Low self-esteem is hard to fight. All those around you can do is say how it looks to them, which doesn't necessarily change how you feel.
This is an outrage. There should be a self-confidence beam or something.
Nice stingers!
Or is that not how boobees work?
Oh beehive
Bobas soft and nice, beebas sting and hurt :(
No, that way round they're just fuzzy and like to lick you back.
The sting is on the inside.
The stussy
Like a puppy in a bag on the subway
Nice looking meowmarries !
Cats have six beebs
They're the cat's meow
Stripped beebs!
So simple yet so funny!