let's make a deal, any body of water he drowns in, we'll name it after him
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The Donald J. Trump Reflecting Pool.
The Donald J. Trump White House hallway toilet.
The Donald J. Trump hole 7 water hazard at Mar a Lago
I don't suppose the WH runs on a septic system? failing that the nastiest pit of water is probably the sump.
I mean it fits, since an actual toddler can also drown in water that shallow.
Why do I have to be trapped in this dimension? This one is just so damn stupid...
He's like a young child who's just discovered a new word and is using it everywhere. (apologies to any children; no offense intended)
As a parent of a 3yo in his "no" phase, this is accurate
Also... send help, im exhausted
Hang in there.
Me too.
This is my second time around but his sister is much older and was muuuuuch easier lol
We'll get through this 🤝
Just wait until they're teenagers. You're all fucked, HAH!
Oldest is almost done with high school and has been a saint, zero trouble at all
Im so fucked when this toddler hits puberty
Me three.
What an idiot, the Pacific is obviosly the superior ocean.
So true, and it's name should be the Super American Ocean!
Well, he didn’t rename Lake Superior; he’ll probably call the Pacific “Superior Ocean” and miss the fact that this means the one bit will be America and the other bit Superior.
All americans, listen. I can not stress this enough but your presidunce is one of the dumbest pieces of meat based scum that's ever lived AND you are all being judged by what that wobbling orange obese child rapist's actions.
And will be for at least a generation.
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST! The only way you will ever, ever claw back any respect is if you kill or forcibly remove that fucking disgusting shitgoblin. FUCK!
Dude, this isn't the movies. Going against the strongest military in the world isn't an option.
It's yet to be seen which side the military will fall on. That's what's going to matter.
It's hard to say. I never thought in a million years so many republicans of all levels, would bend the knee so fast.
Found the federal agent
lmao, I don't think so. I created this:
So what you’re saying is you’re part of the problem.
? You're going to have to explain.
If I thought you would listen, I would. But we have talked before, and we disagree on most things.
🤣 👍
Enjoy America 🚐
I wonder why the Russians haven't taken out their leader. He cheats so bad that the elections are just a prop, he sends young and old to a useless war, and he has been horrible to his people, economy and allies, while stealing as much as he can get his hands on. I bet it's because it wouldn't be wise, or are his people just stupid?
Exact same reason as the United States. Pussy ass bitches. France knows what to do. Americans are pathetic.
So, what dictator have you successfully killed? Maybe it's a government you've overthrown successfully, which one?
The message was never meant for you. You aren’t important to any of this. You don’t matter.
Both of em!
The departments really need to coordinate. Are they trying to get him killed or trying to overthrow the country. Or both!
It's got to the point that I'm just hoping the rest of the world loses enough respect to finally tell America to get fucked. Letting them do pretty much whatever they want since the end of WWII has been a disaster.
Letting them do pretty much whatever they want since the end of WWII has been a disaster.
You might have heard of "the Marshall plan". It was not too bad
Americans don’t do conflict anymore. I mean, themselves… they are fine with ICE and bombing Iran.
Don't get the server subpoenaed.
Found the federal agent.
Can we rename Trump "Shame of America"?
I've just been calling him Rump.
At least he gets the naming right. The South Park writers would have named it Atlantic America
I'm renaming The United States of America to Idiot America.
They appeased him before, so he keeps asking for more.
The century of humiliation has commenced and it was self inflicted.