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Hard times indeed (media.piefed.zip)
submitted 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago) by RmDebArc_5@piefed.zip to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
 
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[–] Zozano@aussie.zone 2 points 17 minutes ago
[–] maybemaybehopefully@reddthat.com 11 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

back in my day the funny numbers were over 9000

[–] Rolive@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 48 minutes ago

Vegeta! How many scouters did you break on youtube?

[–] bort@sopuli.xyz 7 points 2 hours ago
[–] hayvan@piefed.world 106 points 13 hours ago (3 children)

Don't know about middle schoolers but entire IT industry is laughing at 4 since yesterday.

[–] kuerbiskernoel@feddit.org 1 points 1 hour ago

What's the context?

[–] Klear@piefed.world 37 points 12 hours ago (1 children)
[–] hayvan@piefed.world 3 points 3 hours ago

Oopsie, I wasn't paying attention to what community this was posted on. My bad.

[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 41 points 12 hours ago (1 children)
[–] grueling_spool@sh.itjust.works 51 points 11 hours ago (1 children)
[–] lime@feddit.nu 1 points 39 minutes ago

here's your sperm

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 33 points 11 hours ago

4 is the new funny number. Shit crashed hard.

[–] red_tomato@lemmy.world 37 points 13 hours ago (3 children)
[–] Corn@lemmy.ml 3 points 4 hours ago
[–] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 9 points 11 hours ago

This is so much funnier than people on Lemmy will give it credit for

[–] Donkter@lemmy.world 12 points 11 hours ago (4 children)

Why is 4 a meme? I know it has something to do with the php thing that happened but I am not good enough with computer to be dialed in.

[–] MadhuGururajan@programming.dev 8 points 4 hours ago

Not related to the PHP thing. It's e-mudhra incident. They were (yes, they voluntarily shutdown their business) a Certificate Authority (Who sell SSL certificates like Cloudflare or Let's Encrypt). They generated 8 security keys that were something like 4, 8, ... Which can be guessed easily. In effect when you go to your bank's website, how do you know the website is actually your bank and not some scammer pretending to be? Based on the SSL certificate. Usually to prove this, websites use a 384-digit number that cannot be guessed easily by anybody else. '4' is easy to guess and can be used by other people to pretend to be your bank.

[–] some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world 17 points 9 hours ago

The php vulns were actually completely unrelated

[–] inlandempire@jlai.lu 12 points 13 hours ago (1 children)
[–] 0ops@piefed.zip 9 points 12 hours ago (1 children)
[–] inlandempire@jlai.lu 9 points 10 hours ago