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Is this shit real? He can't die fast enough.
an emotional 1,323-word diatribe
I also genuinely thought this was just a fake shit post.
But it's a real shit post.
I spot an em dash. Can't even use his own words to go on an unhinged rant about someone he doesn't like
The em dash is weird but an LLM would have produced a coherent and clean text, not something like "I never watch his show" followed by three paragraphs of how he watches his show (quick read, I didn't actually read the rant), with digressions, random capitalized nouns and typos like DESPARATELY
I'm guessing iPhone autocorrect? Maybe if you type two dashes consecutively it writes the em dash?
It really wouldn't be hard to tell an LLM to write like he xeets. You have half of the prompt done already in your comment. I'm betting it's slop.
Handful in the first paragraph... its all slop
SIgh indeed
You know people, especially olds, used the emdash before ChatGPT ruined it for us all.
Yeah but he's using AI and we all know it
To dictate, maybe. But he's not asking Grok "give me an extensive rant with very obscure 1990s entrainment industry name dropping calling Bill Maher a loser."
A slow and miserable death would be acceptable too.
The faster he gets to dying slowly, the better!
Probably not. Not enough caps.
Wait until the midterms are done. Trump croaking before election day might give the GOP an undeserved boost.
I won't even bother reading that word vomit, would probably get brain damage if i tried.
Ask AI to summarize it and you'll take down a data center.
No thanks, i don't even want the shorter version.
I’m not reading all that. But some time ago, Maher went to the White House, where he had dinner with Trump. Then he went on someone else’s show (maybe Colbert?) to say how nice Trump was in person, and how he was different than at his speeches, because that was all just an act and a character he plays. Now many of Maher fans are left leaning, or consider themselves to be left leaning. I have pointed out to them on many occasions how I’ve given up on Maher decades ago because of his shit takes on pretty much everything. Sometimes he’ll even have a good opinion, but the way he goes about presenting it is garbage. Anyway I can’t see how a lot of his fans could still be liking him after such praise of Trump after that dinner. And if Trump has now turned on him after that, then that’s even funnier leopards. So fuck them both.
Maher is a nazi fucker and so out of touch with people. He's cringe. I can't watch any of his clips.
Huh, wonder what he said.
I’m never gonna read it so it’s a mystery.
So weird how the dudes making the most money faster than anyone in history are always the most miserable pieces of shit
Should have posted the Bee Movie script like a normal human being.
I’m not reading this because there is nothing useful.
It's just something about being a pedophile
tldr: dementia rambles, that make every PR person in a 5 mile radius burst out in sweat
TLDR?
We can't bust heads like we used to. But we have our ways. One trick is to tell stories that don't go anywhere. Like the time I caught the ferry to Shelbyville. I needed a new heel for m'shoe. So I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on 'em. "Gimme five bees for a quarter," you'd say. Now where were we... oh yeah. The important thing was that I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time. I didn't have any white onions, because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones...
That can't be it. Too cromulent.
Til a new vocab word
Consider yourself embiggened.
Always happy to see someone embiggen their vocabulary
Dementia.
Use AI to summarize his AI post silly!
Funny I tried that in Grok and it gave me the following
the post in question describes bad people inflicting evil on the great and glorious Trump. Heil Hitler!
Wasn’t helpful
I thought I was terminally online, but the president is on a whole other level.
Looks like the ingredient list for a Big Mac.
All that stands out is "COMPLETE AND TOTAL LOSER". Since I already know Trump is, there's no need to keep reading.
I know it’s a shitpost but am I going to be only one to point out its truth social? It’s the red tick, not the blue tick. I saw that and didn’t even need to read it.
I can't tell if that's real or not. On one hand it's obviously a hilarious parody. On the other hand several news outlets are reporting on it.

Being able to listen to the unfiltered raw blasts of madness directly from the dome of Azathoth is something I grow tired of
Took one glance at this TFDR word blob and thought "There's no way this geriatric wrote all of that himself". Clicked on the image and, what do you know, there's an em-dash in the second, rambling, sentence. Cool. I think I hate mecha-Hitler's dementia vomit as much as the original's.
Seems like a lot to write just to say you're a pedophile and Jeff Epstein's best friend.
I can only imagine this as dictation and speech-to-text, cleaned up by this week's press person.
covefe
I'm not reading all that, but from the first few words I did read i'm guessing it's just more of his endless, pissy whining. For someone that thinks of himself as a tough guy mobster type, he sure is a massive crybaby.
Imagine going at Bill Maher and focusing on a lack of success 🤦🏻
The dude is an insufferable prick with political stances from the 80s and always going for the smugness world record, yet he's had his own show at a ridiculously high wage for decades and is a hectomillionaire.
I guess Trump can't attack Maher for that, though, since he shares most of those qualities.
And no, I didn't read on after the first mention of Maher. I very rarely do.
This is cultural appropriation.
Entirely too much time on his hands. I think nature’s given him enough