this post was submitted on 26 Oct 2026
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[–] Dicska@lemmy.world 1 points 4 hours ago

Jew's Harp.

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 26 points 2 days ago

Therapist: “it’s just an image, it doesn’t make any sound.”

The image:

[–] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 19 points 2 days ago

Analog vibrator

[–] CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 22 points 2 days ago (1 children)

That base is not flared enough.

[–] pitiable_sandwich540@feddit.org 10 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Can confirm it is flared enough. Though I'm not a fan of round bases for prolonged wear. They rub against your cheecks to much. Or maybe my ass is just too fat.

[–] scytale@piefed.zip 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

What’s a better base then? The one with 2 prongs that go up and down?

[–] SwingingTheLamp@piefed.zip 9 points 2 days ago

On second thought, do let the door hit you on the way out.

[–] smegma_licker@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Darauf hupfe ich herum, wie dieser dumme Tiger aus Winnie the Pooh.

[–] spacegoat@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

When I read the post title I thought there would be boobs

[–] Varesti@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 day ago

Tap for spoiler

[–] BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

I read that as bioengineering and was confused as hell for a minute.

[–] zout@fedia.io 9 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Look, I don't really think I want to know, but curiousity wins. What is this for? I recognize the two different functions, but how are they combined?

[–] Varesti@lemmy.zip 21 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

Think of it like a fidget toy for adults.

Also, good vibrations.

[–] Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Wouldn't it not really vibrate if not fixed hard to something solid like wood or a wall?

[–] Varesti@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 day ago

One way to find out.

[–] zout@fedia.io 14 points 2 days ago

I can't imagine playing with something like this without making the boioioioing sound. Especially in that context, just touching it over and over like some asshole cat, everytime softly saying "boioioing".

[–] adj@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 days ago

It's for hide and seek. If you're hiding behind the door, people can tell if it hits your body. It just sounds and feels different. All the real H&S pros use these.

Stopping doors.

[–] darkevilmac@lemmy.zip 5 points 2 days ago
[–] Aarrodri@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

I just came to say "🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣"

First the title it's hilarious .I said it out out and busted out laughing..then.. holly crap..the creativity of this fidget toy..🤣🤣🤣

5/7.. perfect post

[–] stoicmaverick@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

This is an antique. The North American pioneers would attach a small lead weight to the spring end, and ride in the back of a conestoga wagon on their hands and knees as they rode west to prosperity. The stiff suspension, combined with the bumpy terrain, made the lead weight to oscillate on the spring, causing a near constant vibratory sensation for hours at a time.

Now you can be a hippo at home?

[–] r00ty@kbin.life 3 points 2 days ago

The magic roundabout hits a little different now. (If you know, you know).

It does seem very inconvenient to sit on. Are you supposed to just stand all the time while wearing it? Also, can't wear regular size (under-)pants, unless maybe they have a hole in the exact right spot. Maybe it's only a party accessory, not for regular everyday use.