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badposting

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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 12 points 4 months ago (3 children)

You cannot rest with enemies nearby

[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 8 points 4 months ago

I have been awake for 28 years and I’m not even 28 yet

[–] Umechan@hexbear.net 7 points 4 months ago

That explains why I'm so tense all the time. The ideological enemies of the proletariat are everywhere.

[–] 9to5@hexbear.net 11 points 4 months ago

Me: rests at a bonfire

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 10 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Yeah I'm the mc, you're all NBCs (non-beanable characters)

[–] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 4 points 4 months ago

Liar! I am very beanable!

[–] anarchoilluminati@hexbear.net 9 points 4 months ago

No, I don't.

[–] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 8 points 4 months ago

I've updated my journal

[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 6 points 4 months ago

I’m more of a supporting cast type of character. But like the badass type of supporting character who hides their power levels and is actually cooler than the main character. Like Zoro from One Piece

[–] corvidenjoyer@hexbear.net 5 points 4 months ago

Save?

Yes

No

[–] invo_rt@hexbear.net 5 points 4 months ago

Enter Your Name

please-save-me

[–] GoodGuyWithACat@hexbear.net 4 points 4 months ago

You're just like my mentor that was actually a villain all along.