this post was submitted on 28 Oct 2026
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[–] MeatPilot@sh.itjust.works 14 points 4 hours ago
[–] Akasazh@lemmy.world 16 points 5 hours ago (1 children)
[–] StupidBrotherInLaw@lemmy.world 15 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

My brain really wanted this to be a limerick.

[–] HonoraryMancunian@lemmy.world 45 points 5 hours ago

I know I am one lucky chick

When he sends me his pre jack-off pic

He is truly a god

When he shows me his rod

But I tell him, quite simply, "nice dick"

[–] helpImTrappedOnline@lemmy.world 15 points 6 hours ago

"Great another generic empty comment....why don't they ever say anything new, like what about my hands?" - block.

[–] ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net 15 points 7 hours ago

I never really got poetry. Until now.

[–] Bipauler@sh.itjust.works 7 points 6 hours ago

Nice cock bro

[–] Varesti@lemmy.zip 35 points 9 hours ago

And they say romance is dead.

[–] daggermoon@piefed.world 18 points 8 hours ago (2 children)

If she tells me nice cock, I know she's lying. It don't even work right half the time.

[–] W98BSoD@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

It work left half the time?

[–] 87Six@lemmy.zip 1 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

No, he's righting half the time.

But why would he work to right only half the time? If you're righting the time you should right all of it so it's all upright.

And how would his rooster even right the time?!????

[–] REDACTED@infosec.pub 1 points 2 hours ago

Oh god, an authoritarian dick

[–] jdr@lemmy.ml 8 points 7 hours ago

The uncertainty is what makes the one-eyed bandit so thrilling

[–] nastronot@lemmy.zip 27 points 9 hours ago

thanks u too

[–] DangerNooble@lemmy.world 13 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

I read this in the voice of Eminem

[–] Willy@sh.itjust.works 4 points 8 hours ago

i did too. i think it was the palm reference. i almost expected it to end with moms sphageetti

[–] spacegoat@lemmy.world 2 points 9 hours ago (1 children)
[–] mEEGal@lemmy.world 5 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago)

supreme cream