Hell yeah masturbation! A man’s private time to get er done!
this post was submitted on 28 Oct 2026
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That’s not what they mean by “unlimited breadsticks”!!
Olive Garden: When you're here yo-hey, what's she doing with that breadstick?
Ma'am, this is a Wendy's.
Which olive garden is it, so that I don't accidentally go there every night for the next few weeks?
Dinner and a show!
One way to use those endless bread sticks.
I don't know. Sounds like a yeast infection waiting to happen.
Turning them breadsticks into sourdough bread, win win
Men sure have a lot of misconceptions regarding what things women find pleasurable.
Perhaps read the community name. That should help explain the situation.
Hey! I'll have you know I love sticking breadsticks in my hole! (They are tasty!)
The sign said “no shirt, no shoes, no service.” It didn’t say anything about no fucksaw.
I'll have what she's having?
Stuffed shells with clam sauce?
I assume the unlimited breadsticks
I am the Bone of my Baguette
Dough is my Body and Yeast is my Blood.
I have created over a Thousand Breads,
Unknown to Death,
Nor known to Life.
Have withstood Pain to create many Loaves
Yet those Hands will never hold Anything. So, as I Pray--
Unlimited Breadsticks
Fated comment
You're putting them in your mouth... right?
For a start
Where do I finish?
Would you believe it? Also mouth
Fuck. Now I want fucking breadsticks
olive garden? This is a Wendy's.
“When you're here, you're family”
And their family is real sick of the loud masturbation.
Step-family
That's why I shit with the stall door open there.
Calm down Torretto
🙋♂️
Can I go anywhere other than Olive Garden or does it have to be another Olive Garden?
Needs more pepper and Parmesan.
This genius is a big H3 fan so this is probably not a shitpost but an admission
That AI generated profile picture
very paraprosdokian