Lady, it's ok. You can just tell people you're into watersports. Anyone who'd judge you for that isn't a friend anyway. You don't have to pretend it's woo-woo medicine.
this post was submitted on 29 Oct 2026
321 points (96.8% liked)
Lemmy Shitpost
42593 readers
4210 users here now
Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.
Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!
Rules:
1. Be Respectful
Refrain from using harmful language pertaining to a protected characteristic: e.g. race, gender, sexuality, disability or religion.
Refrain from being argumentative when responding or commenting to posts/replies. Personal attacks are not welcome here.
...
2. No Illegal Content
Content that violates the law. Any post/comment found to be in breach of common law will be removed and given to the authorities if required.
That means:
-No promoting violence/threats against any individuals
-No CSA content or Revenge Porn
-No sharing private/personal information (Doxxing)
...
3. No Spam
Posting the same post, no matter the intent is against the rules.
-If you have posted content, please refrain from re-posting said content within this community.
-Do not spam posts with intent to harass, annoy, bully, advertise, scam or harm this community.
-No posting Scams/Advertisements/Phishing Links/IP Grabbers
-No Bots, Bots will be banned from the community.
...
4. No Porn/Explicit
Content
-Do not post explicit content. Lemmy.World is not the instance for NSFW content.
-Do not post Gore or Shock Content.
...
5. No Enciting Harassment,
Brigading, Doxxing or Witch Hunts
-Do not Brigade other Communities
-No calls to action against other communities/users within Lemmy or outside of Lemmy.
-No Witch Hunts against users/communities.
-No content that harasses members within or outside of the community.
...
6. NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.
-Content that is NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.
-Content that might be distressing should be kept behind NSFW tags.
...
If you see content that is a breach of the rules, please flag and report the comment and a moderator will take action where they can.
Also check out:
Partnered Communities:
1.Memes
10.LinuxMemes (Linux themed memes)
Reach out to
All communities included on the sidebar are to be made in compliance with the instance rules. Striker
founded 3 years ago
MODERATORS
If you meet a urine angel, then you know urine heaven.
No pissposting in our shitposting community! π‘βοΈ
We need pissposting community now
!pissposting@lemmy.world
Shitposts being entirely funny/troll garbage and pissposting being like an almost good post that has a fakeout ending?
Yeah something like that
She's taking the piss with this one.
Pisspost
Most of urineβs benefits can actually be attributed to reducing stress by not thinking.
I slather shit in my armpits, usually masks the urine smell.
Ancient problems require ancient solutions.
I've found the wrong Herbal Essences orgasm commercial
Mix powdered urine with your shampoo like the rest of us, about equal parts of both.
You can thank me later.
I put powdered urine in my urine to get more urine per urine.
My man aspiring to be a biblically accurate urine angel
load more comments
(1 replies)
Excuse me, Kind Person, this is a pisspost and should not be in this Community.
Hi, yes, my eyes would like to press charges
Meme stolen.
Sheβs doing it wrong. You donβt leave it overnight and you do not spray it. Use it like an oil, massage it into your hair, rinse off in about 15 minutes.
Then your hair will fall off more evenly BECAUSE ITS A FUCKING ACID.
But seriously, next time you have a zit, put a little drop of piss on it. Just one dab. Zit will dry out in about 10 minutes flat. Then just rinse off and act like you didnβt just do that.
If it's acid/salt that helps with a zit I'd rather put a pinch of salt in some vinegar
Sorry but you have to put the piss on your face... There is no other way.
Roger that. Laying down now!
load more comments
(7 replies)
Doesn't work. I've been rubbing salt and vinegar potato chips on my face every day for a week, and my acne has never been worse!
load more comments
(8 replies)
Bear Grylls would like to know your location
I'm going to start all my emails like that.
Humans have been using their own urine to soften animal hair (wool) for over a thousand years. The British last name "Fuller" was their trade.
The would take the wool, soak it in urine and grape mash it with their feet to soften and make it more full.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fulling
Now would I do this to my own hair or the the "fulling" job? Never.
Fulling, urine collection, the Roman urine tax, Titus Flavius Vespasianus, and the Flavian dynasty. That link sent me on quite the trip down the Wikihole.
Edit: Fuller, Tucker, and Walker are all surnames suggesting your ancestors worked in piss.
load more comments
(2 replies)
Have humans also been rinsing it clean afterward for thousands of years? If anyone is just spritzing this into their hair thatβsβ¦.. gag.
load more comments
(8 replies)
This some kinda kink I don't know about?
Something about showers that are golden maybe?
Literacy is a curse
That poor pillow
Apple cider vinegar does the same (acid closes the cuticle and will seal in any oil you apply first, then make the hair look smoother / shiner) but the rinsed-out scent is much less offensive and even works well with some of the earthier perfumes like patchouli.
load more comments
(1 replies)
view more: next βΊ