Had my hand down my pants as I scrolled to see this. Fuck.

As a lesbian I find this oddly ....satisfying to look at.

I don't know how else to describe it other than that it's just warm and comfy. I found myself doing that a lot when my hands were cold in the winter ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Gotta give it some breathing room and move it around. No one else does it for me :(

Women do it too it's just socially acceptable because everyone likes pussy goop.

Emotional support weenis. 😌

Built in stress toy

Man here: there's a reason. There is a reason.

Sometimes you gotta adjust. Only women with big roasties will understand.

If you have to ask that question, you ain't got one. And if you don't know why I'm sitting exactly like that right now, you ain't never gonna understand.

What's wring with wearing a choker??

Nobody's going to ask for the sauce?

I had sciatica that seems to be progressing into cauda equina...basically now my buttocks, perineum, inner thigh, cock, asshole, and balls are all numb.

So yeah, I am checking to make sure it's still there.

And also farts feel fucking weird.

I've heard a story about someone who lost his penis. Its worth double checking its its still there from time to time

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pp392Nk_2vw

Its like adding a liquid cooling block to your gpu.

The stock fans are aight but sometimes run hot (summer specifically), but getting a grip on things gives better heat transfer. Probably evolutionary as it alleviates poor SPS.

Those pants look like they’d be super comfy for exactly one wash.

I can't speak for people suffering from genital mutilation, but a flaccid penis with a foreskin is like a little stress relief fidget toy. You can squish it around a little, even through clothing. This does not feel sexual at all if you're not already aroused. I've seen threads online where women claim they do the equivalent in private by idly squeezing their own breasts.

couldn't explain to you why its so comforting. I guess its just something for your hand to do? like putting it in a pocket is more comfortable then having it out, bc its warm