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U.S. Military Thinks Hackers Defrosted All Its Ice Cream (gizmodo.com)

submitted 4 hours ago by NoneOfUrBusiness@fedia.io to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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This is what class solidarity looks like.

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[–] needanke@feddit.org 1 points 17 minutes ago* (last edited 15 minutes ago)

Seems like the US millitaries cyber security is on par with that of French supermarkets.

Edit: should have read the article before commenting ...

[–] Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de 13 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

It was probably hegseth, done while quoting the rule "no fatties"

[–] frunch@lemmy.world 1 points 16 minutes ago

You sure it wasn't the "no beardos" rule??

[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 6 points 2 hours ago

Those dastardly villains!

(What is this? An episode of Darkwing Duck? He’d be the hacker!)