“Please, over look my dick” is a phrase he lives by.
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More like, "Please look over my dick."
No woman has ever responded positively to one of his inquiries.
He must not have sent enough.
Right? Clearly needs less light, more gut, and a skin condition.
When I was fifty-three
It was a very good year
It was a very good year for unsuspecting women
To receive an unsolicited pic
Of my wrinkled dick
After making the rounds at bars
When I was fifty-three
I honestly think Frank would approve.
I mean, to be fair, 53 is practically a toddler in today's gerontocracy.
Well, that's your run-of-the-mill GOP candidate: pervert and proud of it.
"My God and my wife have forgiven me, and I would consider everyone else doing the same,” Taylor added.
Nah, I actually just got off the phone with your god and he told me he never said anything of the sort.
Just like the internet to try to ruin the life of a promising young man with his whole… half… maybe a third of his life ahead of him.
I kinda got mad halfway through writing that when I realized just how long these assholes seem to live.
I actually learned about this from a commercial, someday I hope we can get to a point where we have people campaigning on plans they show us they want to try to improve city/county/state/country instead of us having to choose between terrible person and hopefully not terrible person
When you have a representative democracy, you simply can't elect a terrible person if there is any other option, though. No matter what a terrible person promises, you can't trust them.
And the truth is that you cannot trust any currently elected Republican or Republican candidate unless they loudly spoke out against Trump, especially following the insurrection Trump attempted on January 6. We really don't have much in the way of options right now, other than to vote for the candidate most likely to beat a Republican. Partially due to the GOP destroying any last shreds of credibility, and partly due to our shitty FPTP elections.
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Well when he's compared to the Paedo Of the united states then he's young...er.