Perfect Halloween.... Yet I was stuck with a vacuum pump attached to my back not able to party π€£π
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Instead I was in bed by midnight and totally sober. I think I had more fun
Actually it was Daylight Saving Time on November 1 back in 2009 (17 years ago). It was a great night.
There is some weird loophole in Baltimore that allowed bars to stay open all night on new years eve, and the first year I lived there I didn't know about it. Was very confused when I left the bar and the sun was coming up.
Wait, you guys switch from 2 to 1? We switch from 3 to 2. Also on a different weekend, but I knew that already. This one is new to me.
We do 4 to 3 and we did it last weekend since this Sunday is already November.
Time is one of those things that only exist to drive programmers crazy.
Imagine the time changing twice a year for no fucking reason π
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I was trying so hard to figure out why these tweets look weird, thinking maybe they were just fake tweets... Turns out these are "threads" from Threads and that's why they look weird, but ngl, I genuinely did not know anyone used Threads.
As you can see, at least 2 people use Threads. Maybe it's kinda like the fediverse?
If I'm correct, you can literally federate your Lemmy instance with Threads. I don't know, I saw something like that. Really strange.
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I am surprised every time I get reminded that Threads exist. Yet I know therapist friends who get a ton of clients from posting on there.
I bet a therapist could clean up on lemmy
Iβm a therapist π
Big therapy is infiltrating our spaces!
Never! Iβm a small time progressive, neurodivergent therapist. Iβm one of you!
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That's great, I have a transference kink. Want to chat with me wearing nothing but house slippers and a clown nose? C'mon, I can sense that you want to.
You kid, but I had someone get in touch with me through my contact form saying he has a fetish for therapist shoes and asking if I would be willing to sell my shoes to him. He was very polite about it.
That's wild
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Weak club that didn't go past 2
Lol in Germany clubs have to get a special permit to allow the club to be open past 12 am on Halloween because November 1st you're not allowed to dance. Having a legal party that went after 12 am on Halloween was radical back when I was a teen
Dancing is illegal in November??
Nah, just on November 1st since it is a religious holiday.
There are a couple more no-dance holidays, November 1st is just the one that started to become most noticeable because of the emerging Halloween parties in the 2000s
What happens if you dance on a nodance holiday?
"Southern Germany" - Hamburg, Berlin etc. dont care about All Hallows Day
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Aaand this is how I learned tomorrow is daylight savings.
It was last week in Europe (or Nordic countries anyway, not sure how consistent it is tbh)
It's harmonized across the EU at least
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I don't understand. Every Halloween there is a weekend before or after (well almost) where we in the US get another hour to drink at a bar. I did it for 15 years straight. And that was 15 years ago.
I think the point is that it's happening on Halloween...
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