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I want a fart-organ-ectomy because hooo boy am i FARTY

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[–] Lussy@hexbear.net 10 points 1 day ago

You think that’s air you’re breathing?

[–] nothx@hexbear.net 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

very-smart this is very edifying tyvm

[–] nothx@hexbear.net 4 points 1 day ago

No problem, I’m actually a practicing fartologist.

[–] Rom@hexbear.net 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Poop is stored in the buttcheeks

[–] LargeAdultRedBook@hexbear.net 2 points 23 hours ago

Dead giveaway you're American

[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 6 points 1 day ago

Just like hiccups and polio, farts are controlled unconsciously by the brain.

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 5 points 1 day ago

Fart is stored in the beanis

[–] corvidenjoyer@hexbear.net 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)
[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 5 points 1 day ago
[–] Owl@hexbear.net 3 points 1 day ago
[–] Zoift@hexbear.net 3 points 1 day ago

To quote Neil Degasse Tyson - "People say they tooted, but nobody asks where farts go. Almost all the air on earth has been farted at some point in history. You were merely borrowing a pre-existing fart and returning it."

[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Fart is stored in the Robertsons zonked-out

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 3 points 1 day ago

Who are they and how do they get the farts in me

[–] NuraShiny@hexbear.net 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You are wrong. Cum is stored in the penis.

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 1 points 1 day ago

And the penis is stored in the balls

[–] LaBellaLotta@hexbear.net 2 points 1 day ago

Those are fragments of your wretched soul

[–] FnordPrefect@hexbear.net 2 points 1 day ago

Farts are parts of your soul escaping out your ass. It's true, the triangle guy said so theory-gary