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[–] Duhtocqueville@ttrpg.network 1 points 1 day ago

10 things I hate about you in the ass.

[–] Rampsquatch@sh.itjust.works 92 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Everything Everywhere All at Once in the Ass

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Das Boot In The Ass

[–] BaraCoded@literature.cafe 37 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Everything, Everywhere, All at once in the ass.

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[–] PM_me_your_doggo@lemmy.world 70 points 5 days ago (1 children)
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[–] MrSelfDestruct@reddthat.com 34 points 5 days ago (2 children)

There Will Be Blood in the Ass

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 61 points 5 days ago

Taken in the Ass

[–] Hamartia@lemmy.world 56 points 5 days ago
[–] stumu415@lemmy.zip 32 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (2 children)
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[–] too_high_for_this@lemmy.world 48 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)
[–] bold_omi@lemmy.today 13 points 5 days ago

For anyone for whom these images don't load, the listed movies are:

  • Dick (in the ass)
  • Freddy Got Fingered (in the ass)
  • Three Men and a Baby (in the ass)
[–] darklamer@feddit.org 48 points 5 days ago
[–] mandolrain@lemmy.world 36 points 5 days ago

There will be blood in the ass

[–] felixwhynot@lemmy.world 42 points 5 days ago

Up In The Ass?

[–] jjlinux@lemmy.zip 4 points 3 days ago

The fifth element in the ass.

[–] stumu415@lemmy.zip 38 points 5 days ago (1 children)
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[–] Maybelline@lemmy.zip 34 points 5 days ago

Dude, Where's My Car? In The Ass.

Gone With The Wind In The Ass

Just One Of The Guys In The Ass

The Spy Who Shagged Me In The Ass?

[–] asmoranomar@lemmy.world 19 points 5 days ago

Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within The Ass

[–] sushi067@feddit.nu 17 points 5 days ago

In The Mood For Love In The Ass

[–] ThatGuy46475@lemmy.world 29 points 5 days ago

The iron giant in the ass

[–] cosmictrickster@lemmy.world 28 points 5 days ago

12 Monkeys in the Ass

[–] TargaryenTKE@lemmy.world 18 points 5 days ago

300 in my ass

[–] roboflop@feddit.uk 12 points 5 days ago (1 children)
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[–] creative@lemmy.zip 27 points 5 days ago

127 Hours In The Ass

[–] chuckleslord@lemmy.world 18 points 5 days ago

The Men Who Stare at Goats in the Ass

[–] the_flying_pig@lemmy.world 11 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

The Substance in the Ass

Don't Look Up in the Ass

Glass in the Ass

Annihilation in the Ass

Up in the Ass

Let the Right One In in the Ass

The Pursuit of Happyness in the Ass

Intolarable Cruelty in the Ass

Girl, Interrupted in the Ass

As Good as It Gets in the Ass

Hair in the Ass

A Fistful of Dollars in the Ass

[–] TownhouseGloryHole@lemmy.world 13 points 5 days ago

They Live In The Ass

Aliens In The Ass

The Conjuring In The Ass

Dirty Work In The Ass

The Thing In The Ass

Gremlins In The Ass

The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly In The Ass

The Muppets Take Manhattan In The Ass

The Emporers New Groove In The Ass

A Mighty Wind In The Ass

*Batteries Not Included In The Ass

[–] MutantTailThing@lemmy.world 25 points 5 days ago

Child’s Play in the Ass

[–] SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

Forgetting Sarah Marshall In The Ass

We Were Soldiers In The Ass

You Can See Everything In The Ass

[–] EldestMalk@lemmy.world 15 points 5 days ago

Ready or Not 2: Here I Come in the Ass

[–] ILikeStupidMemes@lemmy.zip 19 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

-Max Payne in the ass

-Hocus pocus in the ass

-Tremors in the ass

-Thirteen ghosts in the ass

[–] MajorasTerribleFate@lemmy.zip 3 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Love, Actually in the ass
Miracle on 34th Street in the ass
Where the Wild Things Are in the ass
Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs in the ass
Mortal Kombat in the ass
They Live in the ass
Coneheads in the ass
Brother Bear in the ass
Down Periscope in the ass
Glory in the ass
Hitch in the ass
Girl, Interrupted in the ass
Star Trek: First Contact in the ass
The Wrath of Khan in the ass
The Undiscovered Country in the ass
300 in the ass

[–] Tweet@feddit.uk 11 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb in the Ass

Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure in the Ass

They Came Together in the Ass

This Is Spinal Tap in the Ass

The Men Who Stare at Goats in the Ass

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[–] WanderWisley@lemmy.world 14 points 5 days ago

Fast and Furious in the ass.

[–] Chivera@lemmy.world 11 points 5 days ago

Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs in the Ass

[–] Gerudo@lemmy.zip 16 points 5 days ago

Parasite in the ass
Bedknobs and Broomsticks in the ass
Hateful Eight in the ass
Anaconda in the ass

[–] Seaguy05@lemmy.world 15 points 5 days ago (3 children)

I'm surprised no ones suggested 'predator in the ass'

[–] db2@lemmy.world 13 points 5 days ago

We have to see his stupid face every day as it is.

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[–] Seaguy05@lemmy.world 7 points 5 days ago

DEEP IMPACT in the ass.

[–] enphurgen@lemmy.world 14 points 5 days ago

Machete in the ass

[–] KoboldCoterie@pawb.social 14 points 5 days ago

Need for Speed In the Ass

A movie about one man's quest to boof his drug of choice.

[–] CapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.world 14 points 5 days ago

Debbie does Dallas in the ass.

From porno to citywide pegging horror film.

[–] oppy1984@lemdro.id 10 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Back draft in the ass

Bad boys in the ass

Brick in the ass

Duck soup in the ass

Dredd in the ass

Fatman in the ass

Grumpy old men in the ass

Horse feathers in the ass

Kiss kiss bang bang in the ass

Major Payne in the ass

Monkey business in the ass

They live in the ass

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[–] DekSomBoon@lemmy.today 10 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)
  • No other choice: in the ass
  • Twelve monkeys in the ass
  • One battle after another in the ass
  • The raid in the ass
  • They live in the ass
  • Another round in the ass
  • The thing in the ass *I saw the devil in the ass
[–] Almacca@aussie.zone 10 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Going through my Movies folder...

Mars Attacks in the Ass.
Black Dynamite in the Ass.
Better Man in the Ass
Coffee and Cigarettes in the Ass
Hundreds of Beavers in the Ass
Sucker Punch in the Ass
Bottle Rocket in the Ass
Bullet Train in the Ass
Swordfish in the Ass
Tremors in the Ass
The Jewel of the Nile in the Ass
Vampires Kiss in the Ass

[–] Logarrhythmia@lemmy.world 8 points 5 days ago

Blood Diamond in the Ass Freddy Got Fingered in the Ass

[–] LazyOldPervert@lemmus.org 7 points 5 days ago

Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone in the Ass

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