๐ฆ ๐ง Splish splosh BITCH๐ฅ๐ ๐ฟ It's the๐๐๐ BLUE WAVE๐๐๐ ๐ ๐ฆ After ๐ years๐ ๐ ๐ฎโ๐จ of TRUMP๐๐ Americans๐ฆ ๐บ๐ธ are saying ๐ฃ๏ธ DOWN PIGGY๐ ๐ท And wine moms๐ท from coast๐ to๐ฝ coast๐ซ are out for BLOOD๐ง ๐ฉธ We're flipping๐ seats๐ช that have NEVER BEEN FLUPPED๐คฏ ๐คฏ ๐ฒ From TALAFREAKO๐๐ซฆ and HinoHOEsa๐ proving that Texans๐ค are saying "NO"โ โ โ to their vegetables๐ง๐ปโ๐ฆฝ ๐ชฆ๐ To FANNIE Andrews ๐ฎ๐ฅต making that Graham crakkka CRUMBLE๐ ๐ฅ in SC ๐โจ To Rawdogswami๐ญ eating SHIT๐คข in BLOW-HIO๐ ๐คค So steam๐จ those pride flags๐ณ๏ธโ๐ ๐ณ๏ธโ๐ because at MIDNIGHT ๐ ๐ด๐จ ๐จ WOKE 2.0 IS IN EFFECT๐จ๐จ ๐ค We're THEY/THEMING STRANGERS' DOGS๐ถ โ๏ธ โ๏ธ We're doing LAND ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS๐ง ๐บ๏ธ in TEAMS CALLS๐ป ๐ We're lining up ๐ง๐พโ๐คโ๐ง๐พ ๐ง๐ผโ๐คโ๐ง๐พ ๐ง๐ฝโ๐คโ๐ง๐ผ for MANDATORY BLUESKY ACCOUNTS๐ฅ๏ธ ๐ฒ WE'RE MAKING OUR EMOJIS RACIAL๐๐ป๐ง๐พ๐ซฐ๐ฟ AND NONBINARY๐ซ ๐ผ๐ซ๐ฝ๐ง๐ฟโโ๏ธ AGAIN๐ฏ ๐ฏ ๐ฏ Long liveโ๐ป โ๐ผ โ๐พ โ๐ฟ the libs ๐ฉ ๐ฉ ๐ช ๐ฆ ๐ฝ ๐ ๐
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You forgot "RUTHKANDA FOREVA!!!"
I will commit sudoku at once
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Shit, this is hard.
๐ฏ ๐ฏ ๐ฏ BUT ๐โโโ๏ธ๐ฒ I thought WOKE 2.0 finally ๐ฅฑ๐ INCLUDED the ๐ณ๏ธโ๐๐ฅ FEDIVERSE๐ฅ ๐ณ๏ธโ๐ OVER ๐คขTEAMS CALLS ๐คข and CO.๐คฎ, NO?! ๐คฏ ๐ฒ๐ป ๐๐ง๐พโ๐คโ๐ง๐พ ๐ง๐ผโ๐คโ๐ง๐พ ๐ง๐ฝโ๐คโ๐ง๐ผ๐ฎโ๐จ
what the fuck
Freshest copy pasta in town baby
You can just feel the ten years pent-up emotions in the original. Almost like the daughter just kept a draft message to her mom going, adding some mirror-MAGA-slop* thing to the text field every so often, just waiting for the right moment to open the flood gates. It's a form of garish elegance.
(* by this I mean this is the aesthetic of the sort of boomer-ish pro-MAGA crap that gets randomly sent to their kids, but obviously not MAGA itself. It has such a "see how it feels, Mom?!" vibe to it)
The "we're they/theming stranger's dogs" bit fucking sends me.
Thank you.
The claim is false. Elon Musk deleted a few recent posts supporting Republican candidates after the 2026 US midterm elections.
So he did panic delete his tweets, just not every tweet
There is also no proof that fear motivated Musk to delete the posts. He never publicly explained why he removed them. Instead, he joked about the election results on X, writing, โGuess my election-interfering space lasers didnโt work this time.โ He also made comments about building data centers in space, which remained on his account.
I'm not sure what the fear rumor is trying to get at. What would he be afraid of? This post makes it sound like he shared something incriminating and then deleted it
I mean most of his net worth is tied up in absolutely bogus stock that has no real value. The stock is valued on investors confidence in him. I'm not saying he'd be poor, but it would hurt his fragile ego to not be the richest person in the world anymore
Also please do not take a shipost of a fish with arms as a news source
The only thing keeping his stock semi legit is that starlink/Tesla/SpaceX all have tangible products to sell. I don't think they will ever crash, but they're blown way out of proportion to what they should be because the elonazi has at least profits to show. AI shit aside of the others.
But he looks really trustworthy!
fishpost
How do they still not understand the internet is forever ๐คฆโโ๏ธ
The internet is forever except for that one perfect porno you found in 2004. That shits gone.
Shit. Im not even sure i want to find it anymore. I kind of want to preserve the memory of my formative years.
Mine was titled something extremely generic like "2 cum swapping hotties" so its been impossible to resurrect. But i remember those 2 ladies, one in a red top, and one in a black top, at a mansion with a nice view, outside, better than any porn ive watched in the last 20 years
You've never found it because it was a premonition: you must follow your destiny and make this porno.
It's called "2 Girls 1 Cup ".
After seeing the huge community support around the nsfw instance, I'm willing to bet that there's a detective gooner willing to help you solve this.
More of a goon librarian/archivist.
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I bet it was Swedish.
This is main reason why they tried to destroy Internet Archives.
This is also the reason why they push AI content so they can deny anything and claim it's fake.
And of course tried and true misinformation and propaganda.
What has he deleted so far?
Just his name from the Epstein files.
Missed a couple of hundred mentions.
The image on this post reminds me of https://youtube.com/shorts/V4ygI1MzwFA
You may wanna sanitize that link Steve.
oof. I forgot to do that. Thanks