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[–] antsu@discuss.tchncs.de 105 points 2 days ago (3 children)

It's all fun and games until the eye suddenly opens and you become an anime protagonist.

[–] r_se_random@sh.itjust.works 49 points 2 days ago (1 children)

This is an antagonist origin story

[–] Jiggle_Physics@quokk.au 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

What if they side with the godhead?

[–] r_se_random@sh.itjust.works 1 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

That just makes them the antagonist?

[–] Jiggle_Physics@quokk.au 1 points 17 hours ago

they are the reader, not part of the story

[–] M137@lemmy.today 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I'm not sure that's an eye...

The Crimson Behelussy

[–] QuantumSparkles@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Wait… who is the protagonist here?

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[–] cannedtuna@lemmy.world 83 points 2 days ago (1 children)

When your alarm goes off cause it’s time to get up for work:

[–] JoeBigelow@lemmy.ca 26 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I must scream, so I made a mouth

[–] Pixel_Jock_17@piefed.ca 12 points 2 days ago

Damnnn two crazy references in my shitposting community

[–] SirDankbud@lemmy.ca 64 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Just remember to feed it cheese instead of people and you'll have nothing to worry about

[–] FooBarrington@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

17 times it almost triggered, and 17 times did it's love for cheese stop it

[–] Usernamealreadyinuse@lemmy.world 59 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] FooBarrington@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

Specifically, this is a crimson one, and it only appears every 216 years!

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 27 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

JFC that one takes me back to a distant time

[–] AceFuzzLord@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 days ago

That pearsonally reminds me of my first time on deviantart back in the day and seeing all that pear shite like that and wonderin why it's so popular.

[–] Themosthighstrange@lemmy.world 53 points 2 days ago (1 children)

He kept asking me if I wanted to make my dreams come true, before selling it to me. Trully bizarre

[–] yakko@feddit.uk 20 points 2 days ago (2 children)

You'll be fine. Just uh, if your friends ever decide to peace out, play it cool would be my advice

[–] SpruceBringsteen@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Where does human sacrifice land on your spectrum of cool?

[–] yakko@feddit.uk 9 points 2 days ago

Specifically that's the uncool thing yes

[–] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 8 points 2 days ago

How do you play it cool? Kiss it and blow like an ocarina?

[–] Oizys@quokk.au 18 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Whatever you do, don't fall in love with the brawny dark-haired boy. He will be the cause of your downfall.

[–] CrimeIsLegalNow@ani.social 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Victim blaming in my grimdark fantasy??

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

It was inevitable

[–] Redjard@reddthat.com 22 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] Akasazh@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago

Not really a spoiler, now is it?

[–] Rivalarrival@lemmy.today 8 points 2 days ago

Thanks, I hate it.

[–] AppleTea@lemmy.zip 13 points 2 days ago

Hang on to that in case anyone ever murders the firekeeper at firelink shrine.

[–] cruseo@piefed.world 17 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Oh, I would totally buy that. Nobody would have to “sell” it to me. It’s exactly the type of weird, fucky thing I would simply have to own.

And the first person I would show it to? My mother. It would absolutely terrify her.

[–] beejboytyson@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

If you play you're cards right you might just horrify you're mother more then you intend too...

[–] cruseo@piefed.world 4 points 2 days ago

There is no “more than”. It would be a precision strike.

[–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 13 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Weird they sell truck nutz individually.

[–] StupidBrotherInLaw@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

It's a by product of getting the truck neutered.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

A truck-sectomy, if you will.

[–] four@lemmy.zip 5 points 2 days ago

Shrinkflation smh

You out there trying to get cursed?!

[–] sumsinj@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

Does your sword swing both ways?

[–] TootSweet@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

I had a coworker who was really into Berzerk. I 3D-printed him a behelit one time. He was thrilled.

[–] maxthemummer@lemmus.org 5 points 2 days ago

Maybe unusual where you come from.

[–] scytale@piefed.zip 7 points 2 days ago

Griffith!!!

[–] Ioughttamow@fedia.io 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Chase your dreams! Be ambitious!

[–] Daft_ish@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 days ago

Femto for pres

[–] rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

Don't get it wet or feed it after midnight.

[–] NatakuNox@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I was given mine as a child. Life as only been pain. Everyone should be worried.

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[–] Daft_ish@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 days ago

Hmm, weird.

[–] crunchy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 days ago

Don't even think about it!

[–] HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 days ago

Bulgaria is pretty big though

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