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[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 21 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I know it's supposed to be Bueno bar and Pistachio but my brain is just like "Here's the good pistachio and there's just pistachio"

[–] segfault11@hexbear.net 11 points 1 week ago

when the store owner insists we have 32 flavors to beat baskin robbins

[–] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 9 points 1 week ago

I was thinking the same thing lol "Good pistachio and mid pistachio"

[–] Assian_Candor@hexbear.net 11 points 1 week ago

It's too late I have already labeled you pistacho and myself bueno pistacho

[–] batsforpeace@hexbear.net 10 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

yeah pistachio’s good over there but have you tried their labubu?

[–] ElChapoDeChapo@hexbear.net 10 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I love how I can't tell whether this is real or fake because that's how trends work these days and nothing means anything

But yeah, that does look good

[–] 9to5@hexbear.net 9 points 1 week ago

I want to try the Labubu Ice cream

[–] RION@hexbear.net 7 points 1 week ago

This and a matcha rave in Dubai >>>

[–] TheSpectreOfGay@hexbear.net 7 points 1 week ago (3 children)

okay i keep fucking seeing this shit what the FUCK is a labubu

[–] Blakey@hexbear.net 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I love being constantly reminded that I am ancient it's my favourite thing

[–] TheSpectreOfGay@hexbear.net 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

is it that im ancient? i just dont use sites other than this one

[–] bdonvr@thelemmy.club 5 points 1 week ago

Es la bubu, obviamente. ¿Ya no lo sabes?

[–] ThunderComplex@lemmy.today 3 points 1 week ago

A very ugly figure that’s overpriced as hell, somewhat hard to get, and has to be bought from the IRL equivalent of loot boxes.

[–] Alisu@hexbear.net 1 points 1 week ago

OMG VEGAN MANGO, MY FAVORITE