Jensen's Huang
this post was submitted on 10 Nov 2026
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Huang like a ram
It's imperative that we keep his dick hard as a rock or the whole economy collapses. Quick, post Chinese spy porn or you hate capitalism.
A lot of dudes would set the world on fire just to get some pussy
a tale older than the bible.
tail as cold as time
huang as old as crime
beauty RAM decrease
My bro had a wife already though. So this was about getting extra pussy. And honestly? T'was probably the most expensive one in the world all things considered. Probably should've just wanked instead.
Right up there with the Bezos divorce for sure
My bro
You're seriously referring to a dickhead billionaire CEO that's been destroying the world economy the last few years as "my bro"?
He's just memeing, bro.
I keep searching for “Chinese spy” on OnlyFans.
That's a very sturdy part of the structure.
Load bearing has two meanings!
I had to audibly laugh. Get an upvote.
I'd love to see someone yank that pretty little pecker.
They might have tapes of it
Oh snap, I forgot about the kompromat angle.
Does that even work anymore? If anyone has a believable leg to stand on when claiming a deepfake it’s the CEO of Nvidia…