Haha fuck it's real 
badposting
badposting is a comm where you post badly
This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.
Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?
Rules:
- Do not post good posts.
- Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
- Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
- This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
- This rule intentionally left blank.
- If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.
Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo
I really wish all the hydrogen deprived comrades would stop hydrogen shaming the hydrogen infused. There needs to be something added to the Code of Conduct.
Ideal Gas Bylaw 
Fuck yeah we're bringing back polywater
I love hydrogen so much I’m drinking straight H~3~O
The cool thing is that the pH for hydronium is 0. The lower the pH, the better.
Most people on Hexbear are drinking up to a pH of 7?!?!?
Now that’s some high quality h3o
ButtBidet the next day after spending all night good posting on c/badposting
Sorry for good posting yesterday. I had too many Hfactors.
I can't help it. All the hydrogen ions in my bloodstream just make my brain synapses go blue belt in factorio.
Solubility 1 mg per 1 kg, stellar bit tbh
Jesus low pH high pH I swear every health product/trend is just “here’s a thing no one’s selling yet but it’s actually the secret to perfect health”
Find that new product.... and you can give up on your normal job forever!
I'm betting on cat pee.