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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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[–] wideopenarms@hexbear.net 12 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] ButtBidet@hexbear.net 7 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I really wish all the hydrogen deprived comrades would stop hydrogen shaming the hydrogen infused. There needs to be something added to the Code of Conduct.

[–] miz@hexbear.net 2 points 4 months ago

Ideal Gas Bylaw kelly

[–] Keld@hexbear.net 9 points 4 months ago

Fuck yeah we're bringing back polywater

[–] FedPosterman5000@hexbear.net 8 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I love hydrogen so much I’m drinking straight H~3~O

[–] ButtBidet@hexbear.net 6 points 4 months ago (1 children)

The cool thing is that the pH for hydronium is 0. The lower the pH, the better.

Most people on Hexbear are drinking up to a pH of 7?!?!?

[–] FedPosterman5000@hexbear.net 2 points 4 months ago

Now that’s some high quality h3o

[–] Meltyheartlove@hexbear.net 8 points 4 months ago (1 children)

ButtBidet the next day after spending all night good posting on c/badposting

Sorry for good posting yesterday. I had too many Hfactors.

[–] ButtBidet@hexbear.net 5 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

I can't help it. All the hydrogen ions in my bloodstream just make my brain synapses go blue belt in factorio.

[–] plinky@hexbear.net 7 points 4 months ago

Solubility 1 mg per 1 kg, stellar bit tbh

[–] mrfugu@hexbear.net 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Jesus low pH high pH I swear every health product/trend is just “here’s a thing no one’s selling yet but it’s actually the secret to perfect health”

[–] ButtBidet@hexbear.net 3 points 4 months ago

Find that new product.... and you can give up on your normal job forever!

I'm betting on cat pee.