Like they didn't know.....more drama
this post was submitted on 11 Nov 2026
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To paraphrase the great BRIAN BLESSED from I, Claudius.
IS THERE ANYONE IN TECH THAT HAS NOT SLEPT WITH JENSEN HUANG?!
Stolen from twitter:
„Bro likes age appropriate intelligent women.
That's unacceptable in Epstein country”
A third scandal has hit NVIDIA
A second affair has hit the Nvidia stocks
I hear we're up to three now
Huang dipped his wang
How could Biden have done this?!?
The same way he shits Donald's pants.
Nah. Clearly this is Bill Clinton’s fault.
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This timing. Nvidia sacrificing Huang at the alter of capitalism (resigned to live out his life in unimaginable luxury) to distance themselves from the disastrous Trump administration they have been cozying up to for two years. "It wasn't us, it was that Huang guy! Please do not impact our market cap."
Yeah, I doubt that mansion lifehood is for long. Mr. Huang has the foolishness to directly hurt more than several of the noble clans up top, not to mention selling out important property to a rival.
He'd be lucky if several heads rolled before he does
We had no idea that 20% of our revenue for the year came from illegal sales to China! And neither did the president!
No one stops at 2 affairs, there is more yet to come out. No wonder he resigned
Unless it's little girls or he raped someone this really isn't that big news. What's this Bill Clinton morality suddenly popping up.
Now that you mention it, I wonder if Monica Lewinsky's current boyfriend sometimes thinks he's the president of the US when she's blowing him.
Subordinates and spies are newsworthy.
If these were randoms on hinge (or grinder) then hopefully there would be less uproar.
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Affairs are in the news all of the time. What's up with you thinking this is some unusual thing? The morality never left.
Shouldn't you be moderating fifty empty subs, posting to yourself?
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Lost his job, will lose his wife, and half of his wealth. Lucky for him half his wealth is still wealth. He won't get the Chinese spy baddies anymore, he'll have to make do with the regular billionaire groupies.
Just fuck an escort if you are so horny and an unfaithful piece of shit. Having an affair with an employee and a business partner is the dumbest thing you can do as a CEO.
I don't know. Elon has done some retarded shit.
I hate Elon as much as the next guy, but we don't need to resort to using slurs to get our point across
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I wonder if "Little Jensen" has it's own little leather jacket...
That's how they made condoms back in the day
What a cluster fuck.
bit refreshing seeing a billionaire not fucking kids.
a bit of a horndog and cheating bastard, but who expected a saint?! this guy is a CEO he would sell his soul for a increase in stock value.
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The jacket definitely stays on
Desi Lydic of The Daily Show says a mistress is included with the leather jacket. Funny stuff.
That jacket's got a mind of its own.
The whole thing - from the jacket to putting is little huang werever he could - stinks of mid-life crisis mixed with the kind of entitlement and priviledge billioniares have in this society.
Hope his wife of 40s years takes him to the cleaners.
The Times report says that Huang and Powell were seen being affectionate at a hotel during a company conference in March, and that when bystander took a photo of the interaction, a security guard "sequestered them" and offered the person to sign a nondisclosure agreement.
So they were illegally detained and pressured likely under duress to sign an NDA, by private security?
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I'm starting to think this guy might have too much free time. Perhaps been a tech CEO isn't all that demanding.
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I'm convicted this guy consulted with every AI over who would be okay to fuck at any given time.
"Hey, Claude, should I have sex with this hot Chinese lady? (Uploads nude)"
"Sex is a very entertaining and sane activity for most people when done responsibly. This particular picture you uploaded shows some healthy attributes that most men would define as attractive. If the occasion arises, go get her, tiger!".
"You're absolutely right, having sex with a foreign spy was not the right call, I shouldnt have made it. Do you have any other sexual relations inquiries?"
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