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badposting

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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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[–] segfault11@hexbear.net 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)

what if it was frenology and we had a sociologist research the reason why 4chan fascists talk to each other like goo goo ga ga babies

[–] EstraDoll@hexbear.net 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

i think it would be better to just barbara-pit them all instead of studying those 4chan weirdos

[–] kleeon@hexbear.net 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I imagine friendnology as a big group of friends who constantly compliment each other on their perfect skull shapes

[–] EstraDoll@hexbear.net 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

your skull is the pinnacle of craniometric perfection

measurehead speech-l speech-r measurehead

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)
   round boobs with pointy nipples 

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[–] EstraDoll@hexbear.net 2 points 1 week ago

oh lmao, i wasn't the only one to see that

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 10 points 1 week ago
[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Pizza is the food of the proletariat because it can be cut and eaten communally

[–] godlessworm@hexbear.net 3 points 1 week ago

what about a communal bowl of cap’n crunch? one large bowl, dozens of sporks (for milk conservation)

[–] LaughingLion@hexbear.net 3 points 1 week ago

what if we could determine what kind of pizza you like by the shape of your skull?