>Join ICE
>Exclusively detain people wearing MAGA hats/thin blue line bumper stickers until you get fired
>Severance cheque
>Leverage former "LEO" status into discounts, possibly free food
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Leverage former "LEO" status into discounts, possibly free food
Also can be used to get hired as a bodyguard to some rich fuck who didn't check your records and isn't expecting to have hired a potential Luigi
Alternatively it can get you a cushy job as a security guard at a cannabis dispensary checking IDs at the door and doing basically nothing else all day
Alternatively it can get you a cushy job as a security guard at a cannabis dispensary checking IDs at the door and doing basically nothing else all day
support the thin green line 🫡
driving under billboards offering 6x my income to be a nazi
I couldnt even pass the physical fitness test, much less the drug test 
Oh, hell yeah, I'm going to start putting all the Anglos on planes to Ireland. I'm sure they'll be safe and well treated there.
What did Ireland do to deserve this
See now, ive thought about doing shit like that, and came to the conclusion that if I became a stick in the wheel spoke, so to say, all the chuds would know where I live and where my loved ones live, and i would expect it to end with being black bagged in the middle of the night.
Conclusion - not worth it for the bit
All those MAGA respectable folk I sent to the camps just happened to look hispanic it was not intentional mein Fuhrer
We should do the kellogs shuffle and apply but bail on the interviews. Would be so funny.
This would legitimately waste their time, and put folks doing it at less risk than actually intending to take the job (less of the chuds who are actual fascists find out anything about you). I like this one. If you don't think there's any way you can sabotage them from the inside, apply anyway, and just... don't go to your interview for the job.
You can just stencil ICE into tactical-looking gear and start kidnapping your class enemies. Who is going to check? We are ALL ICE on this blessed day!
I remember seeing some news article about vultures shutting down something to do with ICE because they pooped and vomited all over the building and turned it into a biohazard. Years ago. I can't find it anymore. If anyone can find it and posts it here for me, I will offer you one electronic hug with all my cephalopodian arms.
Thank you o7
Honestly I've thought about it. It's a job, and pull sabotage from the inside.
Obviously a bad idea on balance.
Trillbillies were saying there's a 50k sign up bonus and six figure salary. You'd make decent money between your start date and end date if you never showed up
Yeah but you have to assume there's so many months you have to be employed before you get the sign on bonus.
ICE is probably the one department DOGE didn't cut so I bet you couldn't wait it out
The trick is to be just competent enough that you are better than nothing, but so incompetent that it takes twice as long to get shit done. Like I work with two guys like that right now. They are going to get 75% of their work done at the deadline and have an excuse for the last 25%. Then that 25% will be used to extend the next deadline and then they will do it again. By the time we get to the end of the project they will have caused weeks of delays, but its still better than having no one to do the work.
AOC will unironically do this
This sounds like the basis of a Police Academy remake