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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


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  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
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  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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It feels like many of you were raised by a family of pirates. Everything is f this and s that. "I'm gonna lick you in your a-hole", etc. Unlike you group of feral wolves, I was raised by a good family that cares about morality. My mum taught me about right and wrong, and using curse words demonstrates a clear problem with your character.

Also many of us browse Hexbear with small children and/or elderly relatives. I know you jerks don't care how you come of, but please don't teach your disgusting piece-of-snot habits to my young children. By Josh, let's keep this space family friendly!

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[–] dumpster_dove@hexbear.net 16 points 4 months ago (3 children)

Here we are in the park browsing this site and I'm teaching the kids to cuss properly

"You can't spell Hexbear without heck hahahaha"

[–] ButtBidet@hexbear.net 8 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Wholesome. My family also hug and gather around smiling when I play Waifu Harem Dating Sim.

[–] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 7 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Nothing like a nice cozy night of My Femboy Roommate with the gang

[–] ButtBidet@hexbear.net 5 points 4 months ago

I wonder what this is

[–] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 7 points 4 months ago (1 children)

HECKSBEAR CAUSE THE SWEARING FEELS LIKE HECK

[–] TheWolfOfSouthEnd@lemmygrad.ml 5 points 4 months ago

Petition to change the name to this.

[–] Cat_Daddy@hexbear.net 7 points 4 months ago

What you see here is a dad letting the "alamy" word slip, and his sweet, innocent daughter picking it up from him. This tragedy is repeated daily in homes everywhere.

[–] kristina@hexbear.net 13 points 4 months ago

this is a christian server

[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 13 points 4 months ago

I'm gonna frickin' cuss any gosh darn day of the week. Last week I saw a priest I said to him "Good morning Father O'Leary, poop, butt, penis, muff, Rated X Movies." Then I rode away smoking a real cigarette. I think it was a Sunday.

Even God can't stop me.

kubrick-stare

[–] Rom@hexbear.net 11 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] Civility@hexbear.net 10 points 4 months ago
[–] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 9 points 4 months ago

Fucking beans!

[–] BobDole@hexbear.net 8 points 4 months ago

No cursing on my Christian Minecraft Hexbear!

[–] TheWolfOfSouthEnd@lemmygrad.ml 7 points 4 months ago

In the U.K.K.K. we’re just one step away from saying swearers are paedos.

[–] Assian_Candor@hexbear.net 6 points 4 months ago

You can't stop me from swearing

Fealty to the USSR

[–] SovietBeerTruckOperator@hexbear.net 6 points 4 months ago (1 children)

It feels like many of you were raised by a family of pirates.

Wow there matey, yar be showin your prejudice thar! Sorry not all of we were born privileged land lubbers like ye!

[–] ButtBidet@hexbear.net 6 points 4 months ago

land lubber privilege

Oh good if it isn't the Woke sea mob coming to police the speech of landers again. I'll have you know that I worked hard for my non-hammock bedding.

[–] Lemmygradwontallowme@hexbear.net 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] ButtBidet@hexbear.net 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)

You are more of a viarge than me, you tabarnak!

[–] Lemmygradwontallowme@hexbear.net 5 points 4 months ago

je m'en fous... connard! angery

Ok... now pardon my French :kelly:

Fucking fuck we need to stop fucking swearing fucking. If you fucking post a fucking post with fucking swearing fucking in it, then you're even fucking worse than I fucking thought, fuck.